wongina jiggle

When you vomit while eating jello during intercourse

Guy 1: "Man i just wongina jiggled again."
Guy 2: "Did you just wongina jiggle on my back again?"

by sexygaypickle April 9, 2022

Jabba-Da-Widi-Wonga

The sport of shouting out loud the words "jabba-da-widi-wonga" upon seeing a obese or fat person, commonly used in public areas and is a reference to jabba the hut from star wars

*sees fat person* "JABBA-DA-WIDI-WONGA!" *carry on as normal*

by Batmmanning September 10, 2011

wongalicious

of or relating to wonga, with a frisky style

Boy, Josie, that's way wongalicious

by AGNOW December 17, 2003

Willy Wonkaing

The sexual act of shoving a whole chocolate bar up someones coochie and/or ass

Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?

Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.

Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.

by Spookie Clowncake May 8, 2019

Wonga

Wonga is another no longer used word for bank loan in the United Kingdom and NASCAR.

Person A : Hey, I'm running low on money for rent could you help me out?

Person B : Why don't you just go get a Wonga?

by givemewonga November 28, 2018

Wongism

The ideology based on Russell Wong, specifically that he is the coolest man in the universe. Wongists believe that Russell Wong needs to be in more movies with top billing, and that Vanishing Son should be released on DVD.

"I just read the Wongist Manifesto. It blew my mind."
"I know. I'm not attracted to Russell Wong, but if he asked me to have sex with him, I would."
"Dude, if that wasn't Russell Wong you were talking about, that'd be so gay."

by Boiler Bro Joe March 3, 2005

Wonga

South African slang for shit/faeces. Can be used interchangeably with the Afrikaans word "kak".

I went to the bathroom but no wonga came out.

by romnewz January 27, 2021