womplaining

Not to be confused with Womsplaning or Femsplaning (Which is just Mansplaning from a woman’s perspective)...

Womplaning is when a woman complains online and expects only validation as a response instead of a proposed solution.

If a solution is proposed, it will be responded to with an accusation of Mansplaning, whether or not the responder is a man.

Woman: Do men know how many times we rewrite tweets to make SURE it doesn't look like we're asking for advice?

Responder: Um, are you asking for advice on how to solve that problem?

Woman: No! Not interested in your Mansplaning!

Responder: Then, you want an answer to the question do men know how many times you rewrite tweets to make SURE it doesn't look like you’re asking for advice?

Woman: No asshole, I’m just complaining.

Responder: You mean “Womplaining”.

by Hang on Sloopy November 6, 2017

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid

a hilarious novel by jeff kinney about a middle school wimp named greg heffley. he has embarassing parents, a bully for an older brother, an annoying little brother, a dorky best friend, and a sad excuse of a social life. the books are freakin funny and if you don't like them, WTF?

Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes:
Fregley: Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back.

Little Kid: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a professional basketball player!
Greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you're the only 200 pound six year old i know!
Little Kid: *crying
Greg: i cannot tell a lie

Old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
Greg: that is, if you're alive next year!

by tatertottzz July 6, 2011

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womby

the feeling of ultimate comfort achieved when one is all wrapped up in something a bit constricting and warm

today's weather makes me want to go home and get all womby in my bed

by phoenixild January 6, 2010

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swompa wompa

A formal greeting amongst gentlemen. Usually used by billionaires or incredibly refined people. The epitome of class and sportsmanship.

bill gates: swompa wompa!
bod dylan: and a swompa wompa to you sir!
***refined chuckles****

by cpt feelgood May 5, 2009

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wompe

A shortened version of "womp womp" (a lighthearted phrase that indicates a loss), but in spanish.

Pronounced WOM-peh.

Synonym: too bad (pronounced "TOOO baaaaad..." with "too" being of a higher pitch than "bad.")

person 1: dude, did you get that girl's number last night? She was HOTTTT...."
person 2: um, that "girl" was a man.
observer: wompe.

by Eleirbag December 27, 2009

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