Wordlefucked

When someone texts you the answer to todays Wordle before you have a chance to do it yourself

My friend was so excited at getting today's Wordle answer, she texted it to me before I could do it myself - I was wordlefucked.

by manuelsabio January 26, 2022

waddle bitch

a fat woman who waddles when she walks. These women tend to be pushy and complete bitches who think their shit does not stink.

Look at that waddle bitch! She's going straight for the buffet! Waddle bitch, waddle!!!

by Luke Floan February 23, 2008

Widdle

Informal British verb meaning to urinate, also baby speak, or to imitate child-like enunciation, of the word "little." If it is the latter, then it's either said or spelled this way as a sign of endearment, or to be condescending, or to talk down to this person.

#1 "I just took a widdle in the bathroom"
#2 (as endearment) "Oh, you're just a cute widdle angel :3"
#2.1 (as condescending) "Cry more, you poor widdle baby"

by Magic kitty March 31, 2022

waddle of shame

The awkward pants-around-your-ankles shuffle you are forced to do when the last person didn't replace the toilet paper and the spares are far out of reach.

Curse you brother for forcing the waddle of shame upon me! Replace the toilet paper when you finish the roll!

by liliawhisper April 8, 2015

woodle-goo

Slang for “goodbye,” akin to toodle-loo. However, this more emphatic expression implies a need to terminate unending lingual volley that results from the craving to continue communication due to fierce intellectual, emotional, and physical attraction.

“Oh, wow! I think we have been saying goodbye for an hour now. I miss you beyond words. Woodle-goo, my love. Smuv you forever.”

by Hug’n February 4, 2022

Woddedge

A british slang term for,

a) a tremendous tasting sausage (woddedge) usually combining beef, herbs and spices.

b) a meaty bulbus schlong which carries so much weight the owner must support it by using muliple layers of underwear.

"Come on you slag, rip out my woddedge and ram it in your fishy cavern ggrrrrrr"

by Peezno Fontaine July 25, 2006

turd waddle

The act of waddling - with pants down around the ankles - from one public bathroom stall to the next in search of paper with which to clean the poo from ones unwiped poopchute. This movement is typically used when a tiny piece of turd neglected to dislodge itself from said rusty balloon knot and their is little more than one square of shit ticket left in said stall and the person that has performed the shit wants not to incur a skid mark on their undergarments.

Ahmed is such a dipshit, he should know by now that the county is fiscally challenged and made a cognisant decision to forego toilet paper in all county schools, oh well I guess I will have inform Mrs Parrymore that he will be late to class again due to his 2 hour turd waddle

by cornfritter October 22, 2010