womans rights

The ability to act like shameless crack whores and arrogant liberal bitches and call it equality.

Example of womans rights to choose
Man:"Can I help ya change that tire,mam?"
Woman:"Don't you think I'm capable of doing it myself?"
Man:*astonished*
Man:"Actually,no,seeing as how your 5'1",got the jack backwards and in the wrong place,and those lug nuts are rusted pretty good...;But go ahead prove me wrong."

Alternate Example:

Man:"Can I help ya change that tire,mam?"
Woman:"Don't you think I'm capable of doing it myself?"
Man:*astonished*
Man:"Listen here u dumbass cunt,I just got off work,am tired and dirty,but I stopped anyway to see if I could help;Apparently not so fuck you."*drops tire iron,leaves*

by CrowTard April 16, 2006

womansplain

To passive-aggressively suggest a motivation behind a certain action or statement that has next to nothing to do with the current situation or with reality generally, but which instead is related to another event or statement that took place days, if not weeks or years earlier.

While eating a meal cooked for me by my girlfriend, I asked why she seemed so bitter. She womansplained that she was upset with me for having refused her mother's offer for seconds on her caserole, 2 years earlier.

by don quixote454545 March 16, 2011

Womansplain

(of a woman) explain (something) to someone, typically a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

Man : Hey Miss, I'm Looking for Starbucks can you help me? actually I am new here..

Woman : you just need an excuse to talk to us. gosh!! ahh I hate men...

Man : What I Did Wrong? Please forgive me if i have hurt you Don't get angry I'll ask someone else..

Stranger : dude, don't worry.. she must be a feminazi cause she's "womansplaining".

by NowthatsT June 23, 2019

Womansplaining

Explaining how a particular facet of life makes women victims at the fault of men.

Someone womansplaining: My boyfriend was too lazy to wash up so I had to do it. This is another example of how men are systemically oppressing women.

by notyourfiend May 1, 2018

womansplaining

When a person does not explaining anything at all but expects everyone to just "know" what they wanted

Dude: She got pissed at me because I didn't do something, but she never even told me I was supposed to do it. How was I suppose to know?
Other dude: Womansplaining man, you should have just known

by JacquesHughes February 20, 2018

womansion

Archaic spelling of womynsion, meaning a very large house, typically exceeding 10,000 sq feet, owned by a womyn.

"Me and my ladies got a womansion where we chill at, ya dig? We own that sh&&." "Girl, I can tell from the way you had just said that, that you was thinkin' of tha alternate spellin' in ya head. You gotta dump that sh** girrrrl. It's archaic." "Okayyyyy after we chill at the womynsion though!" "Great job, girlfriend!" *high fives*

by annajules March 2, 2020

womansplaining

Not to be confused with a feminine version mansplaining. What middle aged (often homophobic) women do to their kids.

“My mom told me that people are gay because they’re confused or following a trend.”
“No way- tell her to stop womansplaining.”

by rottingbrains April 13, 2021