Witches Hats

What you call womens nipples when they are poking through their shirt.

Hey Carol, your witches hats are showing.

by Tattooofthesun January 1, 2009

witches coochie

when someone thinks its really hot outside they would use that.

"oh my goodness its hotter than a witches coochie out here"

by uniquedefining October 12, 2022

Witches Brew

Referring to a situation when a gentleman has not ejaculated for a long period of time. His baby batter has been brewing and thus is quite pungent and foul to the taste.

Dude, I have been stewing this witches brew for almost a month in anticipation of blowing it all over that whores face.

I busted a five roper of witches brew on that bitch and she almost vomited from the necrotic odor.

by Glass House October 26, 2011

Witches brew

The term used for when one throws up a little in their mouth, swallows it, then has to deal with the horrible after-taste.

Dude, after I ate that burrito and shotguned that Milwaukee's Best, I got the worst witches brew.

by BobbieSuee May 29, 2009

witches test

In engineering, any destructive test which results in the system under test being destroyed even if the system passes the test. Usually done more for the entertainment value of destruction instead of achieving any scientific end. Refers to the Renaissance-era test in which a (supposed) witch was thrown into a large body of water--if she drowns, she's not a witch..if she floats, she's a witch and was killed by another method. Both results of the test result in death.

Me:"Don't send your antique radio to Ignautius, he only does witches tests."
My friend:"What does he do?"
Me:"If a fuse blows he replaces it with a higher amperage fuse until something else blows."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood April 25, 2006

witches titty

can be used to describe anything; also can be used as a substitution for any analogy

(the most common) It's as cold as a witches titty outside.

Whats up with gas prices?
Yeah it's high as a witches titty.

Ricky you throw like a girl, you couldn't hit the broadside of a witches titty.

Jake is fat as a witches titty.

by Tripp S September 30, 2008

witches brew

orginally coined by Homestar Runner, and used in mostly non sensical situations, no one is absolutely positive on the actual meaning of the term, although it has led to some speculation. Providence College scholars have listed as either
1. Alchohalic beverage
2. Female ejaculate

1. hey man, pass the witches brew
or
we are on our way to pick up some witches brew at the witch hut
2. Man, she got her witches brew all over the bed.

by James L January 21, 2005