Winter Woman

A low maintenance spacious woman that you hook up with in the winter months to save on your heating bill.

I can't believe how much my heating bill is, I really need a winter woman.

by FreshBoySwag June 9, 2013

winter bear

a floofy haired bear with a majestic voice

emma:" wow look at taehyung"
Brianna:" aww cutie he can be my winter bear"

by ur mom lmao:) December 30, 2019

winter kiss

a kiss is experienced while walking down a street and passing a open shop door emitting cool air conditioner air into the humid surroundings.

louise: why do we have to walk down this street?
william: because the winter kiss from that theatre is the business.

by thoja721 September 26, 2010

nuclear winter

The ecological and environmental devastation that would follow a nuclear war. It is often disputed whether the result would be very hot or very cold. Most scientists agree, nuclear winter would - at first - be very very hot. Then oh sooooo cold. Brrrr.

Example 1: Our hotel room was so hot last night, it was a damn nuclear winter.

Example 2: Our hotel room was so cold last night, it was a damn nuclear winter.

by ladainian the great January 16, 2009

Winterdick

Shrinking of the penis brought about by exposure to cold surroundings.

girl. "Hahaa it's tiny!"
guy. "hey it's cold outside, this is just my winterdick, it'll go back to normal when it warms up."

by Jaspar_J July 10, 2010

Winter sports

Dating white girls.

I'm not much for cold weather , but I'm a Jamaican who is definately into "winter sports"!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 26, 2021

Winteragnarok

A phrase used to describe a snowstorm when Snowpocalypse and Snowmaggedon aren't sufficient. A Winteragnarok is often characterized by heavy amounts of ice hidden under several feet of snow.

Even Jesus Christ wouldn't try to drive in Winteragnarok.

Rufus, put the donkey back in the garage. There's no way we're going out in this Winteragnarok. The ressurrection can wait.

by Stranger-Danger February 21, 2011