Millennium Falcon

Penetrating the vagina with the index and middle fingers, the anus with the pinky finger, and thumbing the clit with the thumb simultaneously. Named as such for your hand's shapely resemblance to Han Solo's ship in Star Wars. See also: shocker

I let her ride on the Millennium Falcon.

by crazynsc August 29, 2005

Boarding the Millennium Falcon

noun, adjective
–verb (used without object)


Whilst railing a girl hard from behind you all of a sudden shout out "LIGHT SPEED!!!!"
Then you cold cock her in the back of the head so she sees stars.

"Jim, I totally Boarded the Millennium Falcon last night...now Sally won't return my phone calls."

"Frank tried Boarding the Millennium Falcon with Stacy last week...Holly's been in jail waiting her arraignment ever since."

by IraPKP November 3, 2008

pillennium

the seemingly endless amount of time between when you take a pain reliever and when it starts working

I just popped a couple Advil, so it'll be just a pillennium before I'm ready to head out.

by GoDugGo May 21, 2014

millenniumize

Modernizing old-fashion stuff for the 21st century.

We hired consultants to millenniumize our business. It was time for us to stop operating out business as if it were the 1900's.

by NinoBrown_NJC August 17, 2017

Millennium Line

A SkyTrain line that mainly goes through Burnaby. It was built in 2002 and literally no one cares about it even with the new Evergreen extension literally no one gives a fuck also it's super hard to spell so yeah everyone hates it.

The millennium line is literally parallel to the expo line why don't you just use that instead

by penapox October 28, 2018

3rd Millennium Classrooms

The company who created that stupid Alcohol Wise course forced on freshmen at universities. Their general purpose is to make you miserable. Their software is also really glitchy too; for example, it won't let you submit an answer to a question on a quiz. Also, you have to get 67% or higher to pass and if you don't, it forces you to take the entire quiz again. And guess what? It's randomized, making you dumber every time you take it.

Kyle: Dude, did you finish Alcohol Wise?
Chris: Finally, I did. That course was an absolute desk banger. The post test was absolute hell - the system kept messing me up due to glitches and dumb grading procedures, forcing me to retake it numerous times. Screw 3rd Millennium Classrooms.
Kyle: Same as you. I don't ever have to go through this again.

by The Real Driller January 20, 2022

Millennium School

A very sucky school for kids aged preschool to 5th grade. They say they create geniuses but really all they do is create hell for these children. If you are lucky to survive the school years without commiting suicide you are truely blessed

Mom: Honey it's time to go to Millennium School
Kid: No Mommy! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mom: Honey you have to go to Millennium School
Kid: But it sucks!
Mom: Well I don't care! Just brush your teeth and get it the damn car!
Kid: Fine!
*Kid walks to bathroom*
Kid: Hmmmm I rather die then go to Millennium School *grabs a gun and shoots himself!*

by anonymous123456789987456321236 September 1, 2012