Wittarded

Someone who has absolutely no sense of humor. They don't understand jokes, even the simplest, and they certainly can tell a joke.

I took that chick to see the "Hangover" and she didn't laugh or even crack a smile. She is so wittarded!

by f2xtimes October 18, 2014

Wiitard

Somebody who isn't proficient at playing Nintendo Wii games.

I beat Sally in straight sets on Wii Tennis last night. Man, she's a real Wiitard!

by Writemix April 8, 2010

wiitard

someone who obsesses over playing wii

"i love playing wii"
"sarah, ur such a wiitard."

by nat nat moo moo January 28, 2008

Wiitard

Someone who can't stop playing their Wii to actually talk to you for once.

Me: Hey, man.
Billy: ...
Me: Dude.
Billy: ...
Me: ...
Me: You're a wiitard.

by schwagames March 8, 2008

Wii-tarded

The feeling that you experience after someone walks in on you playing a game with the Wii's motion-sensing controller.

I felt very Wii-tarded after my wife walked in on me swordfighting with the Wiimote in my underwear.

by Voyager July 16, 2006

Wiitard

some one who whilst playing a nintendo wii looks like there having spasms,

"man that Wiitard can sure bust some moves on mario"
"dont use the nunchuck controller, youll look like a real Wiitard"

by Blackmath1 January 22, 2007

Wiitard

Someone who is inept with the usage of the Nintendo Wii and its various attachments.

Dude, this game is easy, you Goddamned Wiitard.

by Godbey, Duggan, Callis, Smith, Davis & Meyers January 22, 2007