wrinklegina

noun condition of the vagina
Pronounced: "ring-kel-jy-na"

Definition: When one's vagina is

(a) old;
(b) gratuitously pummelled to contain many wrinkles;
(c) wrinkle-sized land parcels of skin on one's vagina to reflect uncouth representations of what one would normally look like to be considered "tappable".

I went down on a girl, not to be fortunate enough to find a fine haven, but to find a nasty wrinklegina.

by Master Jazza November 26, 2010

Toilet Wrinkles

The wrinkles that form in one's pant legs from being pushed down for extended periods of time when sitting on the toilet.

* at John's party *
John: "Someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn't use the fan. Was it you Jimmy?"
Jimmy: * with toilet wrinkles in his pants * "I was just checking my teeth."
John: "It was you Jimmy. Get out of my house."

by Danglin Billies January 26, 2017

Mr. Wrinkles

Your butthole.

My Mr. Wrinkles is on fire after eating those hot peppers.

by Hahahahha123456789 April 11, 2016

wrinkle muncher

a younger individual who is sexually attracted to older people

Jacob, I can't believe you tried hooking up with my grandma, you're such a wrinkle muncher!!

by Torsea October 25, 2020

Winklejohn

The act of using one's eyelashes to perform butterfly kisses on a pair of testicles.

Yo, you see that beefy dude over there that looks like he's been dining on Hamburger Helper non-stop for months? I've been dreaming of winklejohning him since he ambled into the foyer.

by Massive Sigh July 25, 2011

penis wrinkle

a way to insult someone to the lowest degree

Shut up you damn penis wrinkle

by Jesse Denning October 24, 2003

wrinkle ditch

another name for a woman's genitalia

Last night I totally plowed her wrinkle ditch.

by The Baller 69 February 8, 2009