wifey ting

The woman that you want to wake up with in the same bed, then go downstairs and eat berries with her and your two children for breakfast.

Yo, are you trying to wife her?
Yea, she's a real wifey ting.

by Mitch *_* May 15, 2016

evanpeters.wifeyyy

the hottest person alive. the best most elite person there is. you’d be lucky to have a friend like this, very hot *lip bite*

evanpeters.wifeyyy is the hottest person alive. evanpeters.wifeyyy is the most elite person there is. you are extremely lucky if you have evanpeters.wifeyyy as your friend.

by sarahpauisonscigarette June 16, 2021

pull a wifey

To withdraw early from a social event, citing domestic commitments as the cause. Derived from the common expression 'pull a whitey' used to describe those who crash out after drink/drugs.

Ever since he got married, Simon has been known to pull a wifey on several occasions, leaving the pub and all his friends mid-session, saying he has to get back to the missus.

by Clarebear81 March 2, 2011

wifey

Derived from the noun "wife", it is used to indentify one's girlfriend (either signifying her potential as a wife, implying the presence of spousal attributes, or to indicate her ownage in order to fend off perverted dickheads who try and catch a look at one's girl.)

"She's more than my girl, she's my wifey."

"You lookin at my wifey, muthafucka!?"

by ning August 31, 2004

wifey

A girl that a boy really cares about. Not like all da rest of them B's that guys just get to do math(aka fuck).the boy luuurves this girl.

Paul: Nick is she your wifey?
Nick: yeah
Nick: She is the ideal woman

by Hottiehotts November 9, 2006

Wifey material

A loyal female , who hasn’t slept around , cleans /cooks , funny , smart , intelligent , and loving ...
She is also a person you could imagine carrying you children or as a loving wife

That girl over there is wifey material

by Unknown456776436890086 July 29, 2018

Wifey

More than your average chick. She's the type you can kick it with, and you're proud to tell your boys about her. She's special and makes you think about keeping her around long time!

"That chick over there? Yeah she's my wifey"

by Risky_Rix March 19, 2009