Intense eye watering

When your eye starts to water very intensely (IT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRYING).

A fly flew into my eye and I got intense eye watering.

by Shamir Snuts June 15, 2021

Watering a tree

To blow marijuana smoke on a tree trunk

dudeee lets go water those trees over there with our new stash. Watering a tree.

by sloth garry May 24, 2009

Watering the Garden

When you cum in someone's pubes after sex

"Yeah I was watering the garden with your mom last night"

by Ben Dover Your Mother February 4, 2020

weinering

The act of making sweet love to a chick without any foreplay.

Whenever Dat was about to have vaginal intercourse with Helen she would exclaim, "Oh no, you're just going to weiner me." She always wanted some foreplay before the weinering.

by cdouble April 16, 2007

Watering the owl

"Just watering the Owl" -To politely and quietly suffer the "assistance"/advice of someone less experienced/knowledgeable than you in your field...

A: He said WHAT would fix that known issue!? Why didn't you tell him to RTFM?
B: Just watering the owl man...I didn't have the energy for discourse today...

by tuoxam February 20, 2011

hard-wintering

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.

"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"

by drbollocks May 22, 2009

Winternightus

when you haven't seen daylight for 2 months since christmas, because you wake up at 5pm, and go to sleep at 7am,
typically related to the abuse of narcotics, and too much partying.. other excuses are used for winternightus like flu, still with the family in the country, etc, we know none of these are true reasons for winternightus!!
winternightus can contribute to s.a.d, a pale complextion, and no social life!!

i cant stop dreaming that youve stolen my drugs.. oh no dear, you must have winternightus!!!

why is no one picking up there phones?? why are all the shops closed... oh no dear, you must have winternightus!!!

by libra-skies January 23, 2009