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Wiener Cheese

A yellow crusty residue that resembles that of a dried spray cheese, commonly found on the gooch or shaft, of the male genitalia and is the result of low personal hygiene.
Peter get your disgusting wiener cheese away from me.
by C-note tha rula March 20, 2010
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Jemima's Witnesses

A small, newly formed religion religion that believes This, a newly formed religion, is based on the ideology that Aunt Jemima is an omnipotent being that watches over the stack of pancakes that is the world as we know it. The stack of pancakes represents a multi-layered universe in which the top layer is seen as "heaven"; the middle, earth; and the lower, "hell". The butter on top of the stack is believed to be the very dwelling of Jemima herself! This layer idea is supported loosely by string theory (where multiple universe are layered side by side). It is believed that Mrs. Butterworth resides and rules the Lowest Pancake, where she attempts to thwart Aunt Jemima and all of her syrupy goodness. Mrs.Butterworth is indeed the essence of evil! Last, but certainly not least, we believe that you should "Eat a Better Breakfast "!
I'm Jemima's Witnesses. I believe that Mrs Butterworth is evil.
by Geshman WG October 13, 2010
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bobbo's wiener

the phrase someone shouts as they stick their finger in someone elses mouth, horizontally.
kurt: *YAWN*

ian: ..."bobbo's wiener!" *sticks finger in kurts mouth*

kurt: "ack! ugh!...dick!"
by kurticus June 6, 2007
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Wiener Flu

Obtaining A STD while having a one night stand.
PJ got Wiener Flu from the chick he left the bar with.
by Gonz616 February 1, 2017
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wiener work

A lightweight description of the often increased need for direct and sustained penile stimulation sometimes required in order to have sex as we age.
Hey there, my amazing lover, how about a little wiener work first?
by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019
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bunker wiener

1) The deadliest illness of World War I, estimated to have caused up to 40% of all American casualties in the war.

2) Burying, or "bunkering" your wiener inside a woman, usually in the vaginal region.

3) Jerking it into your best friends shoe as an act of revenge, but in the process receiving athlete's foot in your genital region (also known as "crotch rot").
1) "Mark contracted bunker wiener from his great-grandfather that recieved the illness during WWI."

2) "Jon enjoys using his bunker wiener skills with the lovely ladies down the hall."

3) "William decided to play a joke on his room mate and instead recieved an unfortunate case of bunker wiener."
4) "Neil is a bunker wiener!"
by Big Hoot! February 27, 2010
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Badger the Witness

v.
1. (In legal proceedings) the act of a cross examining lawyer being harrassing or combative towards a witness.
2. (slang) male masturbation
1. Objection sustained, do not badger the witness.
2. Since I didn't get lucky at the bar, I badgered the witness when i got home.
by Arronos del Pavronos April 2, 2006
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