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A manoeuvre exclusively applied to older, typically menopausal women, to “Chase the Widow” is to furiously stimulate the elderly woman’s erogenous zones in the (often futile) attempt to moisten it for penetrative purposes.
Person A: “Hey, I saw you take that old GILF back home last night, how’d it go?”
Person B: “It didn’t. Spent so much of my evening Chasing the Widow that I thought my fucking fingers would fall off”.
Person B: “It didn’t. Spent so much of my evening Chasing the Widow that I thought my fucking fingers would fall off”.
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Get the Corvette Widow mug.The Widdowson is a highly successful mating ritual which involves the male swinging his penis in a figure of eight motion. More advanced practitioners have been known to take it a step further by attaching lights.
I totally got her in to bed by standing at the top of the stairs and employing the Widdowson technique
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