School Wifi

a piece of shit. The router is a total trash can which someone has previously shat in.

Person 1: School wifi is shit!
Person 2: True

by TheExtremeEvoker September 7, 2018

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wikismart

Someone who gets all their knowledge from searching wikipedia.

Bob is only wikismart - there is no way he really knows what leukophoresis is.

by daddyslittlegrrrl February 25, 2009

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No Wifi

The absolute scariest thing in the world like if you’re texting someone:

Hey dude! There’s No Wifi!
message not delivered

by GalaxyCat5000 May 22, 2019

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A wifi connection that would make hugesnet blush, dirt cheap internet service typically used by slumlord Saudi Arabian greed driven scumbags who marry white women in order to remain in the country, most typically found in poorly maintained single star motels riddled with bedbugs and cockroaches.

David: Man, the wifi here is utter dogshit conncection timed out connection timed out connection timed out fuck!
Mark: Blame that penny pinching greasy foreign fuck for that towelhead wifi.

by DavidDavisfromOzanamschool September 22, 2023

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free wifi

A code name for drugs. Mainly used in schools so teachers don't get suspicious of drug use.

"Want some free wifi"

"Yo hit me up with some free wifi"

by K.brot March 7, 2014

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WiFi

WiFi is called Wireless Fidelity, or Wireless internet. In most areas, there are many wifi providers to choose from! The best part is- they're all free! You can choose from "Joe's WiFi", Linksys, Netgear, or sometimes Holiday Inn. You'll probably get the best experience with linksys or netgear, because the idiots that rename their router probably aren't smart enough to lock it.

No contracts, no obligations, no credit card required!
WiFi! It's the wave of the future!

Mike: Hey neighbor, you got WiFi? Mine went down!
Joe: REALLY? Mine went down too! Who's your provider?
Mike: Joe's WiFi.
Joe: WHY YOU SON OF A $^#@$

by linuxftw August 17, 2008

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Wiistation 360

The gaming console that will unite all gamers in peace and love.

Fanboy 1: OMFG Microsoft <3

Fanboy 2:LAWL DUMBASS, SONY <33333

Fanboy 3: NINTENDO YOU HOMOS <33333333333333333333

Random Guy: Fags just get the Wiistation 360.

by adfgdsfdgafadafdgadgareadfdsaw September 20, 2010

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