Whoring for Hillary

when Media-Americans prostitute their journalistic integrity for their anointed candidate Hillary Clinton.

{let’s tune in to the News/Game show already in progress...}

Host: “We’re almost out of time... to win all the cash and prizes you must spin this better than any Media-American whore ever has. Okay Jane... ‘Monica Lewinski’ is today’s Media Whore challenge.”

Jane: “Monica Lewinski proves that when Hillary’s in the Whitehouse she’ll bow her head to no world leader.”
{Wild applause from the studio audience.}

Host: “You’ve DONE IT! With a media spin like that what fool wouldn’t believe that qualifies Hillary for the highest office on the planet? Jane, you’re are our new Whoring for Hillary champion. See you next time folks.”

{Closing theme}
When the media bias is plain to see
and the News ain’t what it ought to be.
With Donald Trump they bash and pillory.
‘cuz in the PC Media... they’re always
Whoring for Hillary!

by pianocheater October 2, 2016

Whoring the boat

A term referring to a night of sexual intercourse with one's girlfriend and then sleeping all night. Usually used in a detrimental or playful manner by friends who obviously want to do something more interesting. Especially pertinent in the case where that particular friend's girlfriend is on the larger side.

"So why isn't Jonny here tonight?"

"Oh, he's whoring the boat all night again."

by Old Rusty Dusty February 27, 2009

whoring cunt

To describe a very poor effort or to make a complete mess of something. Usually uttered in complete exasperation.

"my god! look at that woman trying to park her car, she's made a right whoring cunt of it!"

by Davie B August 1, 2006

Whoring the points

A term used on the popular game nazi zombies. When one player who has the most points wont buy anything to help there team survive.

Sam is suck an asshole. He keeps whoring the points and wont buy any doors.

by The Last Zombie Surviver June 9, 2011

Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?!

Exclamation voicing doubt in what the speaker has just heard or has been told by another.

When Nikki heard how much Steve wanted for the sack he exclaimed, "Fifty dollars? For that? Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?! You gotta be fuckin' whoring me."

by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019

campaign whoring

When someone noone has heard of, and/or has no political knowledge or background, runs for an election for the sole purpose of attention.

"who is this Joe James running for senate?"
"Idk, must be campaign whoring"

by HbBrisley August 4, 2020

Camera Whoring

People who post a crap load of images of themselves online and say that they're ugly, so that they're friends can tell them otherwise. Most of these camera whores consist of overly concerned teenage girls who shamelessly spam edited pictures of themselves on several different social networking sites, most commonly Facebook. These girls practically live off of the responses they get from comments, always thriving on comments such as "NO, NO YOU'RE NOT UGLY DON'T SAY THAT" or "girl, u better not say ur ugly, ur gorgeousssss. :) "

Differentiating a picture that was created by a Camera whore:

- Taken in front of a mirror with a cellphone or camera in hand.

- Taken from weird angles.

- Are edited by usage of color, captions, stickers, etc.

- Some girls duck face or peace sign.

- Contained in an album where thousands of other pictures of themselves doing the same thing, in the same location are found.

- (for guys) Usually stand showing off their muscles that are somewhat nonexistent unless they're flexing.

It's self explanatory, yes. I mean, if you think you're ugly, then you shouldn't be posting a bunch of pictures of yourself, just like a camwhore.

Camera whoring-girl: *taking pictures of myself, duck sign, peace sign, everything*

*typing on the computer* "I LOOK SO UGLY IN THIS PICTURE! PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT MY UGLINESS!"

Camera whoring-girl Now everyone will say nice things about me and tell me that I'm pretty!!!one!1111eleven!!eleventy-one!! <33333

by Kojie August 23, 2011