Schrodinger's Whiteness

The idea that Whiteness is both an immutable genetic characteristic and a social construct simultaneously. The quantum state of Whiteness collapses into either one based on whichever is convenient for the one demonizing White people. When the anti-White racist wants to demonize you they make it all about your genetics. When they want to deflect criticism of their hateful racist bullshit then Whiteness is a social construct.

That anti-White university article was titled "Your DNA is an Abomination" but in the text they totally went Schrodinger's Whiteness to deflect criticism, and so many masochistic white people bought that crap too. Sad.

by Ill_Will December 4, 2017

tighty whities

Also known as briefs, it is the type of underwear worn by uncool kids. If a person is wearing tighty whities then they are given a wedgie immediately by cool, boxer wearing kids.

I am in tenth grade, and I have worn tighty whities every day since seventh grade. Since seventh grade I have worn cartoon briefs (such as Iron Man briefs) that are alittle small for me. And every day since seventh grade I have gotten a massive wedgie at school because I wear tighty whities. A couple days a week I get 28 regular wedgies, and 32 extremely painful, massive wedgies. But on the other days I just get 20 regular wedgies, and 25 massive wedgies. I don't care about the wedgies. I just enjoy wearing tighty whities.

by Selfaholic June 26, 2010

granny tighty whities

male white cotton briefs that are extremely large, very saggy. and come up over the belly button

Holy crap, man, my dad wears granny tighty whities!

by jjurstein February 9, 2009

tightie-whities

tight white underwear that is considered dorky,and or uncool to wear mainly nerds and dorks wear them if you wear them you are usually going to be the victam of the wedgie,melvin,hanging wedgie,ect

I didnt have any boxers clean so i had to wear tightie-whities one day i was made fun of and during gym class was tied up and given a hanging wedgie

by William Chad Taite June 19, 2008

tighty whities

very tight, white, embarassing, elastic band, underwear and if seen in a locker room you will be wedgied or form expeirience spanked, clothes taken, and forced 2 run around the school in ur tighty whities which you realized have been switched with size small and barely hold your weener in actually dont hold your penis in.

I have all types of tighty whities: i have white , yellow, purple, litght blue, then i have bikinis: blue, yellow and red then i have speedos: blue, green, pink, red, gray, and black but i accidently bought small so my penis is being strangled and one time an old guy came up to me in the local locker room and said boy you need a bigger size you dont have a big one but i mean i buy my grandson bigger pairs then under his breath but he does have a bigger one.

by wedgie June 19, 2007

whities

Whiting Fillets, a popular block party favorite, generally called 'whities'. They are usually deep fried, the crispier the better, and then served between two slices of white bread with ketchup. That's how we do.

Are those whities almost done!? Hurry yo black ass up, I'm starving man!

by The Only Whitey at the Biker Block Party June 30, 2008

tighty whities

What nerds and geeks wear. It is a cool dudes duty to give a hanging wedgie to all tighty whitie wearers.

I once had no Boxers left so I wore tighty whities on a gym day. My classmates gave me a Swirly as punishment.

by James the sore butt August 26, 2005