The worst thing to ever happen. Common occurence when a guy has to get plowed before he will talk to a girl, then it gets to then end of the night, and his hard work is about to pay off. BUT NO!!!! Sometimes possible to still perform but weakly.
by The Pstives March 27, 2005
when you're all revved up and they can't get/keep it up; the most disappointing occurrence known to women-kind
Girl 1: So how was your night last night?
Girl 2: horrible, I was ready to fuck but he got whiskey dick.
Girl 1: Yeah I heard that's a problem people have been having with with adam
Adam: ***crying***
Girl 2: horrible, I was ready to fuck but he got whiskey dick.
Girl 1: Yeah I heard that's a problem people have been having with with adam
Adam: ***crying***
by yeplee April 17, 2015
When a guy is horny as hell, and has had a lot of booze to drink. His dick might be small, and it might take forever to get to orgasm, but he still cums all over the place.
Oh man, I got wasted and fucked that chick, but I had whiskey dick. She was squealing for me to cum, and man, it took me forever, but when I did, she was pleased...and drenched!
by Arieh August 08, 2006
A scary monster.
Preventor of intercourse.
The sluggish buddy.
Jack (Daniels) does cock.
Booty buster.
An occurance which strikes 110% of all alcoholic men where you have to wiggle your winkie to get it in the twinkie. Caused by severe intoxication and/or brown baggers. Achieving ejaculation can be achieved if worked at.
Preventor of intercourse.
The sluggish buddy.
Jack (Daniels) does cock.
Booty buster.
An occurance which strikes 110% of all alcoholic men where you have to wiggle your winkie to get it in the twinkie. Caused by severe intoxication and/or brown baggers. Achieving ejaculation can be achieved if worked at.
He would have had her if not for the whiskey dick.
by brintly September 27, 2004
JOE HAD A WHISKEY DICK LAST NIGHT.
by MARCOOS August 24, 2005
by Betty Chingas November 20, 2007
when u get fucked up at a party then go to fuck ya girl, you can supposovly fuck the shit out of her in your eyes, but in reality or the girls eyes its the shittiest fuck immagionable.
by Kasper December 01, 2004