The opposite of "That's What She Said"; when an innocent statement is interpreted sexually - lack of sexual skill, small pecker, etc. - when in fact the statement refers to something else
P-Phat: Dude, what do you think of my new loft?
MOCO: Dude, it's so small
P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!
MOCO: Dude, it's so small
P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
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You may be financially naked, educationally unqualified, and not connected to people of influence, yet if you've faith in the power of the presence of God in your life, you can expect your nothings to turn into somethings—who you have, not what you have is what matters.
by MathPlus March 15, 2017
Get the Who you have, not what you have mug.Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.
Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!
Jordan: Thats not what she said!
Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!
Jordan: Thats what she said!!
Jordan: Thats not what she said!
Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!
Jordan: Thats what she said!!
by Jonny, Jared and Jordan November 25, 2010
Get the Thats not what she said mug.Person 1: omg look at the beautiful blue sky !
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the other person:( like louis :eyes, microphone ,louis blue ect) yeah very pretty
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by Gods God February 23, 2008
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Get the Love knows not what time it is mug.One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.
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