Whaling

Whaling refers to a sex act that mimics how whales mate. The female is face up, on her back, and many other males (possibly up to 10) will lie next to her and try to reach her genital region with their extremely long male organ. They first one to reach her vagina (i.e. the male with the longest dick) wins the procreation game! Also called “side doggy style” or “96-ing”.

Dude, I had such a wild night whaling last night with that chick and those other dudes. I even won the whaling competition because I had the biggest schlong!

by Mdogg77 January 9, 2021

Blue Whaling

To absorb, accept and consume any and all exterior elements; in the same form as a blue whale feeds by opening its mouth and swimming, capturing any organism that is in its way.

Esteban is blue whaling on girls tonight. (meaning he will pursue, date, sleep with, any female that comes his way.)

by Ahab69 May 12, 2015

Lucia Whalen

a nosy-ass white woman who decides it is her duty to protect her neighborhood from black men, even if these black men happen to be affluent, long-time residents of said neighborhood.

Heed this warning: Temporarily remove your hoodie upon exiting my home, as there is a lucia whalen who lives next door.

Regrettably, I find myself in jail, once again, because that lucia whalen on my block has yet to comprehend that I own a house on the same block that she does.

by Johnnycake12345 July 26, 2009

13 whaling

an activity in which someone who met a person by getting their number off the sand participates

I'm up in Minocqua, wanna come do some 13 whaling?

by mikethecreep November 8, 2010

Purple Whaling

When a Swedish woman residing in Sweden has so many children, she begins selling them only to keep feeding her big, purple, child.

Karl The XII: Why are your children missing?
Helga: They aren't missing, I'm just purple whaling.

by TheJewWhoGivesChildrenSexTalks September 17, 2014

Whalant

A person who is way more than an asshole x 100. The combination of a whale and an elephant's asshole. Making them the biggest asshole in the world.

Sam, your such a whalant.

That was such a whalant move yo.

Aint nobody a bigger whalant than you

by Mashpotatoes February 22, 2011

whylon

that one dude in class who reads books and has CRAZY conversations with a genius called bemnjamin and he has 12 cats and 3.5 dogs and his hair is pretty average I guess... he likes french cheese better than dutch cheese and he has a dumbas friend called aron also he cut's dogs in half

cooldude: wow whylon is so cool(jk)
benjamin/even cooler dude: haha that is funny

by I eat cats cos I'm asian June 10, 2021