Whalon
When one eats a girl out, giving her a seizure in the process, and runs away, leaving her convulsing on the ground.
Whalon by Tall Ass Guy March 21, 2011
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Whalney
A coalescence of a whale and a pony which emanated from the word "Whalorse" which is another majestic animal that is a coalescence of a whale and a horse. The Whalney was a newly found species on the month of October 2010.
There are very few existing at the moment, or at least have been seen. At times, it swims due to the fact that it is a marine creature, as well as a mammal. They are equivalent to the platypus, considering the fact that it can breathe on land as well as water. The Whalney's flipper is the only muscle that allows it to move on land, such as a Walrus. The abnormal fact about a Whalney is that it has the capability to fly like a bird. It does not have wings, nor does it levitate. Although, the tail flaps on the Whalney's tail move rapidly in high winds, causing the Whalney to lift from the ground, and rise as high as 20 feet as the limit. When it is frightened, the Whalney squirts a poisonous venom from its spout, paralyzing the predator. They come in various color combinations, but there is no physical difference in Whalneys besides their colors.
Their balance of marine creatures, mammals, and Aves defines what nature truly stands for, and why nature is a beautiful thing; to be cherished and taken care of for all eternity. The Whalney is currently the star of environmental awareness, and it is to be law that a Whalney cannot be hunted.
In other words, Whalney is also the name of a cafe which is located in Millstadt, Illinois.
There are very few existing at the moment, or at least have been seen. At times, it swims due to the fact that it is a marine creature, as well as a mammal. They are equivalent to the platypus, considering the fact that it can breathe on land as well as water. The Whalney's flipper is the only muscle that allows it to move on land, such as a Walrus. The abnormal fact about a Whalney is that it has the capability to fly like a bird. It does not have wings, nor does it levitate. Although, the tail flaps on the Whalney's tail move rapidly in high winds, causing the Whalney to lift from the ground, and rise as high as 20 feet as the limit. When it is frightened, the Whalney squirts a poisonous venom from its spout, paralyzing the predator. They come in various color combinations, but there is no physical difference in Whalneys besides their colors.
Their balance of marine creatures, mammals, and Aves defines what nature truly stands for, and why nature is a beautiful thing; to be cherished and taken care of for all eternity. The Whalney is currently the star of environmental awareness, and it is to be law that a Whalney cannot be hunted.
In other words, Whalney is also the name of a cafe which is located in Millstadt, Illinois.
Person: Whalneys are the best mascots to nature~!
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Person: Wanna head down to the Whalney? Coffee's on me.
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Person: Wanna head down to the Whalney? Coffee's on me.
Whalney by KiraMasterHana November 27, 2010
Whalinater
Whalinater by come on lets have sex May 20, 2009
Mr. Whalen
Mr. Whalen is an absolute Chad and is the god of Golf
Mr. Whalen could snap your neck with a can of Diet Coke if he wanted to.
Mr. Whalen could snap your neck with a can of Diet Coke if he wanted to.
Mr. Whalen by camisachad November 13, 2019
Whaling
To 'whale' in a game or 'whaling' is a term for gamers or gambling addicts who spend a good huge amount of money on video games or casinos. Since a whale is huge and they pay hugely for gambling or gaming, you can see why this is a thing.
With gamers, microtransactions existed for them within free-to play games (e.g. loot boxes, in-game currency, booster packs, cosmetics, etc.), gacha-like games, mobile games, battle-royale games or anything along those lines.
Gamblers are people who whale tons of cash on slot machines, poker and other natures of casino games and gambling.
"Whales" was a phrase first used by video game publishers to describe their main customers who insufferably liked to gamble their money for in-game items.
With gamers, microtransactions existed for them within free-to play games (e.g. loot boxes, in-game currency, booster packs, cosmetics, etc.), gacha-like games, mobile games, battle-royale games or anything along those lines.
Gamblers are people who whale tons of cash on slot machines, poker and other natures of casino games and gambling.
"Whales" was a phrase first used by video game publishers to describe their main customers who insufferably liked to gamble their money for in-game items.
Bob: "Hey, Dylan. Guess what happened: I convinced my mum to buy me V-bucks and I spent a heck load on Fartnite last night. So cool, dude."
Dylan: "That game is for toddlers. I see why you needed her to buy it for you. Because toddlers rely on their mummies, and you like to whale money within a crappy game, to buy things you don't need. Player Ultimate Battlegrounds is way better than your game."
Sarah: "Guys, guys, guys... come on. It's not that bad. I spend my free time whaling my student funds on Weeb/Grand Order to get the best units with Gacha hatchers and to be a better player, haha... I think I'm the worst than both of you combined."
Dylan: "That game is for toddlers. I see why you needed her to buy it for you. Because toddlers rely on their mummies, and you like to whale money within a crappy game, to buy things you don't need. Player Ultimate Battlegrounds is way better than your game."
Sarah: "Guys, guys, guys... come on. It's not that bad. I spend my free time whaling my student funds on Weeb/Grand Order to get the best units with Gacha hatchers and to be a better player, haha... I think I'm the worst than both of you combined."
Whaling by Taz (The Legend) June 28, 2018
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Whalen on a penny
Term used to describe how quick one is on something. Much like the term stink on shit or white on rice. Whalen on a penny refers to the cheapness of a Dick Smith named Jeff. If one were to let a penny fall from their hands it would never hit the ground in the presence of Jeff.
Boss: Hey Peter are you going to have those TPS reports for me by lunch?
Peter: Chill out Lumberg! I am on it like Whalen on a penny.
Peter: Chill out Lumberg! I am on it like Whalen on a penny.
Whalen on a penny by DunkMonkey December 14, 2008
Sperm Whaling
v. The act of recieving head and at the point of ejaculation you pull out and jam the head of your penis in/around the womans ...or mans... nose (as if trying to harpoon them). Causing the reciever to shreek with suprise usually sounding similar to a whale.
-"Oh man, did you see me sperm whaling that chick at the party last night?"
-"You were drunk and crying in the corner the whole time..."
-"You should have heard this hoe when i sperm whaled her last night. She was all like ....Murahrwarahkdfdlkaaaanehh.
-"You were drunk and crying in the corner the whole time..."
-"You should have heard this hoe when i sperm whaled her last night. She was all like ....Murahrwarahkdfdlkaaaanehh.
Sperm Whaling by Mantastic! December 5, 2009
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