Definitions by Mashpotatoes

Whalant 

A person who is way more than an asshole x 100. The combination of a whale and an elephant's asshole. Making them the biggest asshole in the world.

Sam, your such a whalant.

That was such a whalant move yo.

Aint nobody a bigger whalant than you

Whalant by Mashpotatoes February 22, 2011