Whale

These supposed animals are a complete myth, made up by Johnson.

Whale aren't real.

by DolphinsAreReal November 13, 2018

Whale

A fat person who hates being fat and says "I miss the old days." Even though in the old days you were still fat and no one liked you.

Whale: "I miss the old days." Random Standbyer: "Shut up whale, your fucking fat."

by SSFuckWhales March 07, 2011

Whale

A word commonly used to define an obese person. Commonly a woman and/or a feminist.

There’s this big whale who keeps lying about me.

by MantisWarrior June 27, 2018

Whale

A fat ho who works at the strip club

And that's the tea sis

Oh I need me some whale tonight

by sastei05 April 03, 2019

Whale

A single ready to mingle teen female who loves nugget people. Called whale by the bitch of the friend group because he is insecure about his penis size. She has a super hot friend and some other average ones. Whale laughs at everything that is said even if it is just a hello. She is super chill and people think she has a kid locked in her basement.

Dinky don't call her a whale.

by Ihatecraneandgates January 24, 2018

Whale

another word for sexual intercourse

yo me and him just whaled

by asbjdnasdua December 13, 2011

whale

noun; a wealthy patron to a casino, gets paid special attention by a casino host so the patron will feel comfortable to gamble more money.

My whale just walked in. He is hosting the Ferrari convention downstairs.

by Crazybmws June 22, 2011