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Purple Whaling

When a Swedish woman residing in Sweden has so many children, she begins selling them only to keep feeding her big, purple, child.
Karl The XII: Why are your children missing?
Helga: They aren't missing, I'm just purple whaling.
by TheJewWhoGivesChildrenSexTalks September 17, 2014
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wailing salmon

Whilst close to climax during any form of penetration, proceed to remove your organ and quickly stand up whilst waving your arms rapidly making a strange but somewhat satisfying yelping noise.
I gave my woman a wailing salmon last night. She wasnt impressed.
by mrchips March 8, 2007
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Depressed Whaling

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.
"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
by E-Squared February 11, 2013
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Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole
Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling
by Shelbusxo January 15, 2016
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Arctic Whaling

When a man pierces his penis, then as he is about to orgasm, removes it, thereby allowing his semen to eject from the top of the penis
My boyfriends tried arctic whaling last night, he didn't realize how much blood was involved
by schmebalydook August 12, 2019
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Driving to the Wailing Wall

Being a passenger in a car with a driver unaccustomed to driving a car equipped with manual transmission, staying in first gear way too long, resulting in a jerky, head-bobbing motion, i.e. like the pilgrims at the Wailing Wall.
Every time I get into the car with Scott's sister, we end up driving to the wailing wall for the first three or four traffic stops.
by Marquee6 January 3, 2009
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Whiling

When you're so angry or frustrated you've finally lost control and you're letting it all out.
You fuck with me one more time, I'm whiling on your ass.
by TommyNC1 October 11, 2015
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