van weasal

a van weasal (more commonly in UK) is a young apprentice in jobs such as plastering, builders, tile fitters, brick layers etc aged between 17-22 who travel around in white vans. The main job for this "van weasal" is to fetch food, coffee and wipe shit from the window ordered by one or more elder accomplices in the van, probably the bosses.

van weasals are taken full advantage of to extent!

"the van weasal got out to get the boss some rolls today"

by Raqeul October 12, 2007

wassall

Someone of extreme talent with a massive penis and is able to use his ways in the bed room to make any girl a water fountain

did you hear about wassall and danni she was like a water fountain after he'd finished with her

by fountainboy January 13, 2010

Wessa

The ship between the characters Will and Tessa from the book series "The Infernal Devices."

"Do you ship Wessa?"
"No dude, I prefer Jessa."

by The Infernal Devices June 7, 2016

weasal

some pathetic type that always tries to hard and always fails in his/her quest in life.
also can be seen as a useless creature good for nothing.

damm man that weasaly bitch flopped again.

by G-Man May 7, 2005

Michael Wessel

a shy robot.

michael wessel- your pants.. are shiny

by straight white male May 5, 2010

weasal-monkey

A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.

He spanked out a dance like a weasal-monkey.

by Keta April 19, 2003

wessels

a really horny bitch who can't stop talking or thinking about sexual content.

Wow! why does he have to be such a wessels.

by ujunag April 29, 2008