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Weenie Watcher

A freshman who like to stare at cocks of in the gym or locker room
" That weenie watchers looking at my cock when i was doing jumping-jacks
by ddkilelr012 April 30, 2010
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Weenie Arm

1. A hand job.

2. Reference to one’s preferred hand/arm to masturbate with.

3. An insult referring to someone as a real jack off or one who jerks off others for money or personal gain to make themselves important or useful.
1. Rachel pulled the car back behind the Safeway loading dock and gave me a vigorous weenie arm till I busted on her console.

2. I can’t wait to get home tonight. I got a date with my weenie arm. Which do you prefer? Always a righty braaaaahhhh.

3. The new assistant is no doubt the principal’s new weenie arm.
by Dick Onchin May 10, 2020
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Weenie Wedgie Man

A game invented in the Mid-90s by two brothers.

The game goes as followed:
-Both participants have to be in their underwear
-One participant then wraps themselves inside a blanket as tightly as they can
-The other participant then has to, by any means necessary, get them out of the blankets to give them a wedgie
Andre- “Yo Caesar I’m bored bro”
Caesar- “Wanna play Weenie Wedgie Man?”
Andre- “Fuck yea”
by TwoBrosOneCup July 15, 2020
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Wenner

I'm sorry but I won't be able to use the urinal, my wenner is too small, I'll have to go into the cubical and sit down. I might have a poo while I'm there.
by Russellfenner1 November 16, 2020
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Weenie Babies

Institutional investors who panic sell at the first sign of a market downtrend
The Hedge Fund weenie babies are shorting the market again
by Dragan1979 May 6, 2021
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weenie row

A reference to the limited, coveted row of cells on the second tier of a prison housing unit from which the inmate occupants can ogle the genitals of men from the waist down as they shower.
I’ve been trying to get celled on weenie row for over two years now, the view is just simply divine!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019
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Cocktail Weenie

A rich boy's tiny, bite sized dick.
Lisa- "You should hook up with Cooper, He's in law school."
Sara- "But what if he has a cocktail weenie?!"
Lisa- "Ya gotta do what ya gotta do."
by gracieisfordogs October 24, 2014
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