weize

To take, mooch, or just steal anything you see fit without concern towards others. The term was originated by Pauly "The Weizel" Shore back in the 80's.

(Hindu Clerk): What are you doing?!
P.S.: Cashmir, Rashnish, Chill alright. Me 'n Link were cruisin' up to the mountain and thought we'd stop by and weize a little ju-uice(Proceeds to stick his head under the slushy machine and drink to his hearts content)

by G. Zus October 11, 2006

Mike Weitzel

a sexi sexi man whore hottie thats so fucking hot its just like...shitt.

"dude Mike Weitzel is a fucking hottie!!! fuck yeah"

by MW♥r October 18, 2008

Weizer

A hot ass guy
Who falls in love with a beautiful Girl
This is also a person who is not afraid to speek his mind and to do crazy things
manily does what he is told and likes it when people share there problems and feelings with him
;)
also l;ikes to flirt!!!

That guy is so lucky is like a weizer

by GarretMS April 13, 2008

Wetzel

A one legged killer gnome, who kills with his single red tap shoe. Its an old camper story. A tale from the Catskill Mountains. He also hexes people with hexzels. The GTC is associated with him often.

Only the GTC can stop Wetzel!

by GTC member October 26, 2015

weizel

Servant of God and Kyle.

#miniman #venergy

Peetree: "sup weizel"
Weizel:" hey man, just got some V, want some?"

Peetree:"yee brah, let's go to school, mate."

by Doors1234567890 June 7, 2018

ben wetzel

Typically a guy who wears vineyard vines every day. Always dates the thicc rich bitches. Guaranteed to be trash at Fortnite and Rainbow Six: Siege.

Oh.. look who just walked into class it's Ben Wetzel.

by JakobeHere January 24, 2018

warm wetzel

When your partner eats a large Domino's Pizza, then takes their rectal opening and presses it against your belly button and proceeds to explosively defecate over your entire midsection.

Ciera, I just ordered an extra sausage suprise pizza from Domino's, think you could give me a warm wetzel?

by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023