weebeasts

A small highly intelligent species thought to have originated from Pangaea then spread across the world becoming various creatures of myth and legend. Recorded and archived by explorer Micah Linton.

weebeasts have been called goblin, elf, troll, gremlin, pixie, etc

by researchED August 2, 2008

webeast

'Webeast' is a term originated by the lethal gang members of Grease My Weasel aka GMW. 'Webeast' is often used to describe somethig that may be amazing or brilliant, but in a less camp way. It is also used in a sarcastic or ironic context.

'Webeast' pronunciation: 'web'-'east'
'GMW' pronunciation: 'jee'-'emm'-'dub'

i.e.
paul: that fight last night was 'webeast'

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andy: that handlebar tash is absolutely 'webeast'

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methas: awwww fuuuckin' 'ell ...'webeast'

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shimpy: the surf is 'webeast'

by MIFF POT April 17, 2008

weetashits

The time efficient way to start one's day. To eat your breakfast while gracing the porcelain throne.

"I took one too many snoozes on my alarm clock and was forced to get the weetashits so that I could get to work on time."

by DonkeyKong and TwatFeatures November 29, 2011

Weebaphile

An extreme weeaboo why may or may not exhibit traits of a pedophile.

Person 1: "I cut myself whilst sharpening my katana!"
Person 2: "You are a weebaphile!"

by ShadyCisHere April 21, 2018

Weebsy

A Transgender E-Girl with no original content.

"I just got a DM from Weebsy!"
"Do you wear glasses?"

by Jack Went December 12, 2019

Marshmellow Weebs

A weeb who is too sensitive towards various jokes about his/her/they's favorite anime/anime's that is liked by them. They can't handle sexual jokes, jokes about certain characters, dark jokes from certain animes, etc. They also think cosplaying as minors and lewding those characters is considered pedophilia, even though it's just a drawing. Many of them influence bullying towards other cosplayers, shippers, or NSFW artist and suicidal thoughts towards those people. Their entire world revolves around their OTP's and cute fluffy animals. They are usually weeb teens or single 20 or 30 year old's with many 'wives' 'husbands' and 'children' in their friends group. If you happen to come across a Marshmellow Weeb, run as fast as you can. Their drama will make your brain hurt

Marshmellow weebs will cry over anything they don't agree with.

Cosplayer: do you think this would look sexy in bakugou cosplay?
Marshmellow weeb: Ew! ArE YoU A PeDoPhIlia?!

Cosplayer: What? No. are you a Marshmellow weeb who needs to be roasted?

by Panda O'zilla July 6, 2020

Weenus Weebal-teat

A mystical lawn-gnome that lives in the land of the underteat

At first I thought it was a Weenus Weebal-teat but it was just a drunk midget

by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009