sales weasel

A dishonest, slimey, skanky, sales WHORE who will do, say, and promise anything to separate you from your hard-earned money.

That frickin' sales weasel sold me one of those totally uncessary long-term warranty packages when I bought my Hugo.

by Dr. Fuego January 27, 2004

weasel dust

cocaine, coke, blow, powder, butter

Are you still doing the weasel dust?

by Allen Miami June 27, 2007

Weaselly-Eyed Fuck

An individual who has a face which causes them to be mistaken as a weasel, most likely due to extremely squinty eyes. Known be knowledgeable alcohol buyers.

Tyler: Dude, Dave is such a Weaselly-Eyed Fuck.
Chris: I know, but he's pretty cool.

by MerchantofVenice3 May 14, 2011

Cheek Weasel

When a guy or girl is getting anal, the third person is trying to weasel in and lick the butthole of the guy or the girl that is getting fucked.

Wow dude, Phil totally cheek weaseled me while I was getting anal last night...

by RRohypnol December 7, 2012

Weasel-face

Man of any age or race with a narrow face and a smallish pointed Roman nose

Who the fuck are you calling sluts you weasel-face cunt?

by Charlie Snidge May 14, 2019

alpha weezel

The man in charge of analyzing the stock markets and directing a group of stock weezels of when and what stock to buy. The objective is to get in and get out quickly with as much profit as possible.

I don't know how he does it but wish I could pick stocks like the alpha weezel, the guy is a genius!

by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

Real Weasel

Originally derived as a safe word for kinky sex, but has become synonymous with indicating seriousness during normal conversation.

"Real Weasel, I am actually coming over."

by phonicsthemonkey June 29, 2009