wasted wipe

pulling the trigger mid-shit and wiping before you are really done.

I can’t handle the heartache of another wasted wipe.

by H. Bruce Washington July 7, 2021

day wasted

The act of spending a day drinking alcohol in abundance when others are likely working their jobs during normal business hours.

The bartender finally asked us how we could just take off work and drink for 5 hours. We were getting day wasted.

by daveylownotes October 24, 2011

Lamont wasted

A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.

Hey did you see Mike last night?

Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!

by Krusty2718 December 29, 2011

Wheelchair Wasted

Being too drunk to move yourself and relying on a wheelchair and your friends to wheel your almost lifeless body back home.

She drank way too much tequila and got wheelchair wasted... it was a rough night for all of us.

by Userguy August 26, 2014

pants-shitting wasted

1. Intoxicated by alcohol to the point of losing control of the anal sphincter, thereby releasing foul putrescence with such velocity as to ensconce not only one's gitch, but also spill out and permeate the pants.

"A few of us are getting pants-shitting wasted tonight. You should join us in the festivities."

"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."

by DJ Fresh D March 18, 2010

Compton's Most Wanted

MC Eiht's crew

"G'yeah, fool, take a hike I got no time for your late night hype"

by FrenchLascar187 February 14, 2004

pre-wasted

Attempting to just have a couple drinks in the spirit of simply pre-gaming, but instead getting completely shitfaced before even leaving for the bars.

"Oh man, we all went to Rob's house to just hang out and have a couple beers but Mark was pre-wasted before we even called for a cab."

by k_mac October 30, 2008