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Wheezy Waiter

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.

Wheezy Waiter is as popular as other video content creators who are defined on Urban Dictionary.

Craig calls himself Wheezy Waiter, because when he started creating videos for the internet, he was working as a waiter and because he has asthma. (He no longer works as a waiter.)

In his videos, Craig often creates vocabulary that catches on very quickly and begins to be widely used on the internet, including the terms doobly-doo and noodle boiler, which already appear on UD.

Wheezy Waiter videos have many repeated themes, including: use of slap bracelets to celebrate, clones of Craig punching each other, winks that make a dinging sound, music playing when Craig's chair slides across carpet, Craig playing a version of his mother who stands at the window and profanely criticizes him, and lots of attention to Craig's beard, which has become Wheezy Waiter's trademark. (Wheezy Waiter viewers are referred to as beardlovers.)

There are also long series of videos on a single theme, such as a long series of videos he did of song puns using breakfast items (Eggs over Easy E, Braneater, Iggy Pop Tart, Barack Obomelette, to name a few). His longest-running series is Free Bagel Friday, when he punches his boss to steal his boss' bagel.
It's time for a Wheezy Waiter clip.
Subscribe to Wheezy Waiter.
Wheezy Waiter is the greatest non-Ze-Frank vlogger of all time. - John Green, another content creator who's defined on UD
by martha_s February 6, 2010
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Legen-Wait For It... DARY!

Barney Stinsons A.K.A.

Mr. Awesome, The Barnacle, Barn Door,

The Stinstonian, Swarley, Swarles (Barkley),

B-Dawg, Stinson-natti, Barnman, Nestor Diaz or B-Nasty

From How I Met Your Mother Favourite Word.

He has said "Tonights going to be Legen-Wait For It... DARY! LEGENDARY!"
A Bunch of times throughout the entire series.
Barney: Tonight s going to be Legen-Wait For It... DARY! LEGENDARY!
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Barney: It's going to be legen-- wait for it-- and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the second half of the word is-- dairy! Legendary!
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Barney: We're building an igloo in Central Park. It's going to be legendary! Snow suit up
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Barney: Its going to be legen. wait for it- (end of Season 2)
Barney: -dary! (start of Season 3)
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Barney: Tonight is gonna be legen-- wait are we sure it's a good idea to go to a strip club.. Shut up Lily I'm in charge now-- dary!
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Barney: Tonight is going to be legen... it's the night we stole a camel... which means it'll be full of drama... dary. Dromedary!
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Barney: It's gonna be legen- I'm not waitin' for it any longer
Quinn: (after sex) Dary!
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Barney : This wedding is gonna be legendary!
Robin: No "wait for it"?
Barney: I've got you. I don't have to wait for it anymore.
by MR.Jt November 16, 2013
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Waiting on Opie

a customary waiting period in anticipation of your marijuana to be delivered while wondering why Opie was delayed (usually accompanied by anger, annoyance, excitement, and impatience). This conduct was something his friends were accustomed to and wish they could wait for him once again.
Jason and I laughed at Chad because he was stuck at home waiting on Opie and missed out on all the fun.
by Opie420RIP June 29, 2011
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Wasit

Wasit is incredible funny and he is a really cool person. He is loyal, tough and keeps a cool head in stressful situations.

Wasit makes a great friend and is someone you would want by your side in life.

He includes people and is loving and caring. Know Wasit!
To a friend: I had so much fun and was laughing till my stomach was hurting yesterday.

Friend: Awesome, you must have hanged out with Wasit yesterday!
by DonOfc April 5, 2020
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goodbye waiter

A person who will publicly announce their intention to leave a place, whether it be in real life or on the internet, but will not actually leave until enough people have said 'bye' to them. Often, they will re-announce their intention of leaving multiple times.
"Man, Chris, is such a goodbye waiter. I don't know why he needs everyone in the place to acknowledge that he's leaving, he must be insecure about something."
by jsheppar January 2, 2009
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waitlisted

A nice way for a college or university to rub your nose in the face that you ALMOST got in but fell just short, most commonly bestowed among prissy know-it-alls who could use a good boot up the ass.
"Dude did you hear that kid got into MIT?!"

"Nah douchebag got waitlisted"

"whats waitlisted?"

"basically a fuck you, you didnt get in but we dont want to hurt your feelings"
by cpipes March 15, 2010
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gods waiting room

Slang term for the state of Florida. It refers to the high number of retirees living there.
by jjjk July 28, 2006
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