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watering a dog shit garden

Making effort for nothing. Effort doesn't pay off.
He has been trying to mac on that girl.
Well, it looks like it's watering a dog shit garden.
by jun nakane July 9, 2007
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Watari

A Person who copies all what some other person does. A Watari tends to look for someone cool, or hip to copy, and anything the hip person does, the Watari, will copy.

A Strange thing is, the Watari usually contradicts himself constantly.

Also, the Watari is a constant liar. He will boast and brag and exaggerate anything.

The Watari is usually an Avid user of emoticons. Such as, ^_^;; _ _; --;. He will also use emoticons he sees without knowing the actual meaning of it.
MIMICING:
-After I bought an iPod, he started getting into apple products! What a Watari!
-After I started to play Starcraft, he started to play too! He's such a WATARI!
-Hey, check out my cool computer. the Watari Speaking: HEY! I Want one too!

CONTRADICTION:
-The Watari: LOLOL PS2 GOT JACKED BY NINTENDO, NINTENDO RULES ALL!
(The hip cool guy buys a PS2)
The Watari: OH YEAH PS2 IS WAY COOL NOW!

-The Watari: Man, Initial D Is soooo lame.
The cool guy: I like initial D.
The Watari: OH YEAH INITIAL D! THAT'S COOL!

-BOASTING
The Watari: HEY GUYS I CAN DO A NOSESLIDE! (while not being able to do it at all)

-EMOTICONS
The Watari: Hey guys, my mom died. ^_^
by Teh XD July 16, 2004
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waterish

Adjective;

Bland, Boring, No Taste,
“Hey you wanna go to a party tonight?”
“No...”
“Stfu, your so waterish”
by zachysteves January 30, 2018
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Taika Watiti

The daddiest daddy and God of the gays, Oscar winning director and overall creative genius
Person 1: “Taika watiti could ruin my life and I would thank him”
Person 2: “I would go down on him in a closet if he wanted to”
Person 3: “I would go into immediate cardiac arrest if I found out he and his wife were polyamorous. I’m begging you Taika, please give me a chance.”
by laters-gators May 8, 2022
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Watering the Orchid

The act of female masturbation invoking the usage of a flexible shower head.
"Where is Joanne? She's been gone for a while.."

"She's taking a bath, probably watering the orchid"
by Kellan Rayner February 15, 2012
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Watering the Fish

When one continues to comment on said joke after the jokes humor expired a while before

-trying to keep the joke alive, similarly to trying to keep a fish alive by watering it

some seem to possess higher strengths of this quality than others...
*Joke is made*
*Acceptable laughter is made*
*Laughter dies down*
One person: 'HAHAHAHAHA!!! And then he...AHAHAHAHA!!! And if you...AHAHAHHA! And then...ahhhhh, fun ti--'
Someone else: 'Shutup. Watering the fish man'
*Silence as remaining group try to gather mixed emotions on the situation and understand said person's unwanted ability to water the fish*
by anabananahammock August 23, 2011
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