Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.
Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.
by Andrew5544 March 31, 2008
Get the self-waterboardmug. The torturous treatment of post-secondary students at either midterm or final exam time; an experience which is inflicted on them by their professors.
He: Did you get through all of your schoolwork this semester?
She: It was academic waterboarding! I didn't think I was going to make it.
She: It was academic waterboarding! I didn't think I was going to make it.
by PeeDeeGee November 21, 2009
Get the academic waterboardingmug. To impress a systematic and methodical assault on a person’s digital identity by malevolently disseminating information in a slow, controlled fashion to drive the target insane.
by KindaSucky February 13, 2019
Get the Digital Waterboardingmug. Forcefully moving a person between discord voice channels in an attempt to attract their attention by having an obnoxious sound play through their audio output device.
KraTyr was muted so we started discord waterboarding him so he finally comes back to continue watching anime.
by Fermay January 1, 2021
Get the discord waterboardingmug. When a guy blows his load early on a girl's panties before he even gets the panties off, thereby wetting her panties on the outside...similar to the torture form of waterboarding.
Jeff blew his load too soon and totally waterboarded that girl's pussy! His wife told me is a master at Waterboarding a Vagina!
by Wildstar82 January 31, 2010
Get the Waterboarding a Vaginamug. The act ramming huge piles of snow down a person's throat to simulate the act of drowning, similar to waterboarding.
Jimmy wouldn't tell me what I wanted to know, so I had Phil wyoming waterboard him till he talked.
Matt was acting like a tool so we have him a wyoming waterboard to change his attitude.
Matt was acting like a tool so we have him a wyoming waterboard to change his attitude.
by Wyoming ranger January 2, 2017
Get the wyoming waterboardmug. When one verbally complains, corrects or simply makes a point over and over again. The verbal repetitiveness on the side of the receiver can feel like drowning. Especially after an apology or solution has been articulated.
After Terry offered a solution to the problem, Benny couldn’t stop complaining about the problem over and over again. She said it felt he was dumping buckets of words over her head, it was like verbal waterboarding. She added he has 2 ears and 1 mouth…he should use them proportionally.
by Buckets of Fun December 3, 2022
Get the Verbal Waterboardingmug.