Wasteman

Also known as someone who said they will do something and then do jack shit.

Me: Matt, can you get a cake for Paula's birthday for tomorrow?

Matt: Sure, no problem, leave it with me.

The morning of the birthday, WhatsApp from Matt:

Matt: I'm sorry, I totally forgot about the cake, can you sort something out?

Me: YOU ABSOLUTE WASTEMAN!

by Monsoon Miah August 16, 2018

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Not a song by The Who. Try Baba O'Riley

"Teenage Wasteland is my favoirite Who song!"

"I'm afraid I don't know that one"

by JakeStar May 4, 2005

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wasteman

(noun) A frequent insult principally aimed at a "waste of space"

tha boy larry's a wasteman, bruv!

by jon_ilford December 28, 2005

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Wasteman

Guy named Robert, his girlfriend needs to end it asap, she can do better. He needs to get his life sorted, can’t keep fucking over his girlfriend. Has no life goals and nothing to work towards.

Roberts a wasteman

by Ganggganggexposing December 10, 2017

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Washman

Similar to a wasteman, a washman is ‘has been’ wasteman. Usually incapable of making or organising plans and regularly fails be accepted in normal society.

Person 1: Hey there’s Jamal, should we invite him to our gathering?

Person 2: No he’s a washman.

by Itrastiinks July 17, 2021

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