easterbating

to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye

hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today

by stackattack May 12, 2011

wanksterbating

synonymous with masturbating although wanksterbating is often associated with having the volume all the way up on the porno because nobody else is home.

Well all of my roommates are home for the weekend, looks like I have a loud few days of wanksterbating ahead of me.

Yesterday I came home from class and before I even got in the apartment I could hear Justin wanksterbating.

by travismofonasty November 21, 2011

Naturistic Masterbating

Where a person who has ran out of ideas to save trees or a nature preserve and has to go to extmere mesasures. Naturistic Masterbation is where a strong point is being made and to stop the man and to give in to his demands. Even if it means getting into nature.

Oh my god! Will that guy stop Naturistic Masterbating. Just let the man be with his trees!

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

basterbating

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.

Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"

by MooN333 September 13, 2011

wanksterbating

The act of masturbation whilst under the influence of any sense-enhancing drug (wanksterbate).

Combines the rich feeling of masturbation with the raw satisfaction of wanking.

Person 1: I do like a good wank, but also a bit of masturbation.

Person 2: Hey, you should try wanksterbating, it's really something else.

by HapaxHog September 16, 2013

Easterbating

To masterbate on easter
extra points if ressed as easter bunny or eastern bunny

Brad: I was easterbating yesterday all over the window
Perry:and
Brad: yes i got extra points

by Big David March 17, 2008

masterbating date-imitater

The guy who imagines a whole date with a girl using his hand as the girl. He'll cook diner and then just makeout with his hand too scared to make a move, c,mon you know they exist....

.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it

Doug: "Hey Rocco, remember Norb?"

Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.

Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."

by deliverer of babys January 16, 2011