walnut ass

1. The ass of a female so tight that you believe you could crack walnuts on it.

Wow...If that chick doesn't have a walnut ass I've never seen one before.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

Walnut Whip Dick

A penis which has shriveled due to cold weather and now resembles the popular milk chocolate and vanilla fondant sweet.

Everyone stared in awed silence at Jimmy's Walnut Whip Dick,. Jimmy shrugged 'It's bloody baltic out here!'

by Peggyatthestar September 15, 2015

Walnutport

First populated by old farmers from Europe. Had once old war paths used by Indians in fight. Small populated town, only by 11 farmers at first. Train tracks and station were made the first years the town originated. Was popular for thier cattle and livestock they raised for meat. Along the Lehigh River and Canal. Later said to have a haunted Lady in White who floats above the canal in Autumn, for she is lost and seeking her lover, after a terrible death.

There are such old houses in Walnutport, hopefully they can withhold a storm.

by europopian July 23, 2009

Walnut

A walnut is someone who hasn't been cracked open to reality. Someone really innocent or naive.

"That bitch José is such a walnut! He doesn't even know what a lemon party is!"

by Pseudonyms 6969 March 20, 2016

Wispering Walnut

The act of lightly puffing air into a vagina while engaging in oral sex.

I love you so much I'm going to give you a wispering walnut tonight.

by Leprekan_45 September 7, 2010

toasted walnut

A lesbian sexual experience when a girl puts Nutella on her partner's clit, blows on it and then licks it off.

Person 1: Wow, Rachel gave Jamie a toasted walnut last night.
Person 2: I wish I was Jamie.

by Jennifer Wychek January 22, 2017

Walnut Hills High School

a high school in Cincinnati filled with highly intelligent students who are excellent at procrastinating. walnut hills students produce superior test scores with very little effort. known to the private schools as a scary ghetto place and to the public schools as the snob of secondary education.

"Dude, that kid is brilliant but suuuuuper lazy."
"Yeah, he goes to Walnut Hills High School."

by youwantgo March 17, 2010