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Franz Wagner

Franz Wagner is God's gift to the Orlando Magic after years of misery since the Dwight Howard era. Selected with 8th pick of 2021 NBA Draft by the Orlando Magic, Franz is currently the baddest white boy on the planet. NBA teams often say "ah fuck" when going against the Orlando Magic, because of Franz, who also goes by OnlyFranz and Sweet Franz. "Who the fuck is Franz Wagner" is currently the number 1 Google search in every city he plays in, which has surpassed last year's number 1 search of "who the fuck is Chuma Okeke".

The day after Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home, he wanted her to get some rest.

Franz Wagner counted to infinity—three times.

Franz Wagner ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

When Franz Wagner was born the doctor asked him to name his parents.

Franz Wagner tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Franz Wagner can dribble a bowling ball.
Franz Wagner once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
by Jeff Weltgawd November 18, 2021
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waspers

The Appalachian slang for the plural of wasps.
by poor moe, poor moe July 14, 2009
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Wagner plow

1) A vehicle driven by a pedofile named Wags, Jags, Slags, etc...
2) A sex move done by any of the above named pedofiles where while ramming little boys in the ass, he continuously steps forward as to push them along as an action of a plow.
3)The best name for a Snorlax ever.
1) "Yo we threw cake all over the wagner plow."

2) "Jags gave some 11 year old boy the wagner plow yesterday." -- "Isn't he like 20 or something?" --"yeah..."

3) My Wagner Plow 1 shot Gary's blastoise earlier. Gary is a bitch.
by maomaomaomaomao November 17, 2010
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wanser

If you got Wanser, youre playin the guessin game.
by antigenrx October 20, 2015
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Waseer

Waseer is the cast. Migrated from India and mostly living in the sahiwal district of pakistan.

Waseer are also found in the bahwalpur district and jhang and chiniot.
They are rich in culture, speak saraiki, and punjabi.

Asghar is well known waseer of Pakistan District Bahawalpur,
Hi, He is the waseer guy.
by asghar September 15, 2012
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Wagnerian

A Wagnerian is the average Susan E. Wagner High School student. They average to about 6'8 in height which would even dwarf the average Petridian who stands at an average of 6'4. When they do not do well in their sports team they will be immediately executed and erased from history by the School Officials and other Wagnerians.
Her: How he is 6'8
He: Idk he goes to Wagner
Her: Oh he's Wagnerian no wonder
by Almost The Average Human October 3, 2021
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Bog Washer

Someone who is the lowest of low, dirty and will generally cleans toilets for a living.
Dave:' What happened to the toilet brush?'
Ryan:' Andy took it when he moved out, it was like 6 months old too'
Dave: 'What a Bog Washer.'
by Johnthebaptist69 September 23, 2016
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