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Gentleman's Wash 

To hastily clean your manhood in the basin of a pub’s toilets in preparation for a forthcoming sexual act with someone you’ve just met.
Dave hoped the bird he was giving a ride home to would give him a blowjob on the way so he had a gentleman's wash
Gentleman's Wash by tropical July 16, 2008

washin the puppy 

while havin anal sex with a women you place your testicles in her vagina - it is as hard as trying to keep a young dog in the bathtub.
we were havin a good time til i started washin the puppy.
washin the puppy by jonnie z October 29, 2003

redneck power wash 

the act of peeing on a poop stain in a toilet to wash it away.
you open the toilet and there is a poop stain on the wall and you use your penis to redneck power wash it clean

Wash of Shame 

When a female finishes masturbating and walks to the sink and wash her sex toy(s)
Brianna felt ashamed when her roommate caught her in the bathroom doing the wash of shame after using her dildo.
Wash of Shame by Claud4 May 9, 2014

dish-washin 

1. When you're washing some dishes, or you just feel like wearing some yellow gloves (particularly on your right hand).

2. The name of the band Da Matz's outcoming album.
1. jimin you look like your growing up! =o remember that time we came to your house and you wer washing dishes.hehe

2. Dish-Washin! ;)

dish-washin by Apollohands September 12, 2007

Donkey Wash

The act of doing a handstand in the shower while placing legs near the shower head to rinse one's anus simulating a bucking donkey or horse.
Harry: Man, I should of wiped better.
Andy: Just do a donkey wash in the shower.
Harry: The poop water always gets in my face.
Andy: The technique is to keep your chin up.
Donkey Wash by Torched_Scrotum October 20, 2015