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cappuccino

An espresso drink made with foamy steamed milk. It can be made "wet"-meaning, with some of the liquidy part of the steamed milk in the drink- or "dry" with only the foam on top of the espresso. It can not be served iced. No flavoring is added unless it is requested by the customer.
That barista made a perfect cappuccino! Do you see how dense this foam is?
cappuccino by rainpixi May 2, 2011
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Cappuccino

Facial. When you ejaculate into a girls mouth and she then dribbles it out like frothy coffee.
I picked this bird up last night and we went back to her place and she made me a Cappuccino! Of course I couldn't kiss her afterwards.
Cappuccino by SITS September 19, 2004

fappuccino 

Titty fucking a lactating woman while using the breast milk as lube then ejaculating on her chest and letting it all drip into a cup.
I served this fine ass MILF a grande fappuccino last night.
fappuccino by Meatball1985 November 17, 2015

Fappuccino 

A fap and a Cappuccino. Term is used when a faux connoissuer consumes coffee with a certain pretentiousness.

This renders the drink little more than the masturbatory culmination of the drinker's ego and narcissism.

The sycophant usually provides unnecessary opinions about the coffee for the pure purpose of establishing a social authority regarding knowledge of the bean.

The Fappacino aficionado spends their spare time lamenting the poor product of Starbucks.

There is a high correlation amongst Fappuccino fans of the posession of an Arts Degree, and their population growth is inversely proportional to cumulative utility to society and the advancement of human knowledge and moral worth.
1. Connoissuer: "This blend of Arabica and Robusta is sumptuous! It

doesn't dry my palate, yet still retains spicy undertones"

Observer: "Dude, you're licking that foam like a bangbus slut. What did you order, a Fappuccino?"

2. Hipster Barista. Kindly check on relevant meme websites.
Fappuccino by neogenesis March 7, 2012

White Trash Cappuccino 

A savory blend of french vanilla creamer,cocoa mix,and generic coffee that is heated in a microwave, then mixed in a blender to obtain the froth.
Come over so I can make you a White Trash Cappuccino.

cappuccino

A coffee like drink. Ususally served hot, but can be served with ice or slushed.
Cappuccino is one of the best drinks ever.
cappuccino by Kompassion Kid September 21, 2005

Vanilla Fappuccino 

When you get a handjob in the Starbucks bathroom from the barista, and she then proceeds to make someone else's drink, using your own special vanilla extract.
Dude, Emma totally just gave me a Vanilla Fappuccino in the stall. I love Starbucks now.
Vanilla Fappuccino by Mike M. September 17, 2014