wazowskied

to get fucked up

i just fell on my face i just got wazowskied.

by peonypuffs March 22, 2022

Wazowski

When an individual zones out and stares blankly into space, mimicking the face of Mike Wazowski in the vintage meme of Wazowski with two eyes staring at the camera.

"Did David hear what I said?" "Nah he was Wazowski-ing, as usual"

by Doooka April 25, 2022

Wazowski’d

An act of participating in unethical activities not fathomable to the human realm.

This dude was up for 72 hours in Hong Kong and got Wazowski’d out.

by Boblath00 March 13, 2026

Sneaky Wazowski

When in a smoke circle with predetermined rules on the number of hits each person gets per rotation (ex. puff-pass, puff puff-pass, etc)and sneaking in more hits then are allotted without anyone noticing

Dude 1: Yo dude, here's the blunt
*dude 2 is distracted and does not respond*
Dude 1: hmm...*takes another hit on the low*
Dude 3: I saw that, you Sneaky Wazowski

by Ben Smith the Prophet September 9, 2015

Craig Wazowski

Mike Wazowski’s younger brother. He has 2 eyes, brown skin, is a pedophile who had 69 accounts of rape on human children and is in jail for life where he dropped the soap 100 times. His brother disowned him. That is Craig Wazowski’s life

OH GOD ITS CRAIG WAZOWSKI THE SEXY RAPIST

by Craig Wazowski May 3, 2019

Mike Wasowski

He is the green godof the green beans.

all hail mike wasowski

by YaDeezNutz June 11, 2019

mike wazowski vibe

In Disney's Monster Inc. one of the main characters, Mike Wazowski, gets to be on the cover of a magazine and a commercial and both time his face is covered up by a barcode and a logo. Both times his friends and family are worried he might take it hard but he's just excited to be there. Not even phased.

Mike Wazowski Vibe = Just happy to be here, happy to be a part of it.

She/he/they went on a trip and things didnt pan out the way they thought. Regardless they we just stoked to be there. They had big Mike Wazowski Vibes.

by Wooshi January 19, 2022