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Wankster

When a poor male (or female) hamster is taken and used for masturbation purposes by violating it in the rectum and then cupping its body in one's hands while tossing it until orgasm is obtained.
A variation on the wankster is performed by turning the hamster inside out (usually once the hamster is deceased) and then using it as described above. This creates a 'nice' furry sensation around the penis.
Warning: Both of these methods of masturbation may hurt the hamster and a hamster should never be used for protection during vaginal or anal intercourse.
'Yo man, pass me the hamster, I could do with a wankster'
'I tried to use a hamster on her but she said she may still get pregnant'
'That hamster looks like road kill. I think we both know what should be done with it'
by jcsed8d March 9, 2007
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wankstain

"love juice", semen, sperm, cum; all of these on a surface causing a stain.

Usually used for an insult to someone annoying.
Shut up you fucking wankstain!
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wankstain

A wankstain is a person who was formed when his father came on the matress after knocking one out and whos mother just happened to roll over.
A stain on the matress of society
You're such a fucking wankstain
by James Dryden June 10, 2007
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wankstain

1 little stain resulted from WANK, may be found on the inside of jock's.

2 an idiot
geez lynton's such a freaking wankstain,
or- shit, is that a wankstain on the crutch of his pants??? ewww
by sarah kennedy May 5, 2004
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wonkstein

made from a wierd kid in my class namely me! its a strange person that no one knows the name for.
dude " whos that n00b "
me " dunno dude what a wonkstein "
by Craigybaby April 26, 2005
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shammy wankster

To perform a shammywankster, you must look for another person who's left their chest open, then you perform one of 3 shammies,
1.)an open palm slap to the chest, concidered "the normal shammy"
2.)an open palmed forewards thrust to the chest, or the "power shammy"
3.)a dead finger slap to the chest
all of which you shout "SHAMMYWANKSTER" while performing
But once iniciated, the circle of shammy continues endlessly, causing paranoia and nervously protecting ones chest.
Also, as of now there has never been a femal-shammy, for obvious reasosns
boy #1"Hey what's goi-"
boy #2 "SHAMMY WANKSTER!" *slap*
boy#1 "Sonovabicth!"
by Dr Cuke September 30, 2006
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Wankster

Also known as a Wigger. A white suburban male who dresses "gangster" (black, urban) and listens to rap music due to a neurological defection.
That wankster thinks he's so tough.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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