Wanger Hanger

When a female slides her hand up the shorts (preferably boardshorts) of a drunken, passed out male and gives a nice little tug on his junk, soft enough such that he does not awaken but hard enough to wildly entertain the surrounding audience.

Past-Tense: wung hung

Bree gave Bauer a massive "Wanger Hanger" when he was passed out on the beach chair.

by don mico June 11, 2006

boston bat wangers

a set or pair of hang down vaginal lips that are larger than normal. to be true 'boston bat wangers'; they must hang low/long enough to wrap around a penis

I went down on her & she had the largest set of boston bat wangers I've ever tasted.

by fuzzypugnutz February 16, 2010

Wanged

1 (adj) To be stoned, drunk or crossfaded

2 (v) To be dick slapped

1. "That guy is so wanged right now"

2. "You just got wanged motha fucka!!!!"

by KCLOL October 14, 2009

Harry wanger

The dirty truth behind Harry Potter, where all instances of the word "wand" are replaced by wang and a sinister theme of the stories emerges. Originated on IRC.

She was shifting her weight nervously from foot to foot, staring at Harry, beating her wang against her empty palm and breathing heavily.

by JonJonB January 15, 2004

Wangalot

A man who is uniquely distinguished by his uncontrollable swaying balls. It is considered as a mark of shame inflicted upon a certain individual.

Yeah brah, we need some lard ass pants to keep that wangalot under my nuclear command center.

by KyoksoTTT October 30, 2011

Wanglers

People who manage to obtain something by persuading or cleverly manipulating someone.

Fuckin' ol Jerry and his mates are wanglers, nothing he won’t say to get chicks into bed

by Craftyweasel02 May 30, 2020

Wankelheimer

Another word for penis.

"Dang girl, quit yanking on my wankelheimer"

by Her02N0one October 24, 2013