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Wandering Nipple

This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.
Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.
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Wandering Spirit

Welcome to the Spirit that is Wandering discord, or also know as WhaleShit, here we have meaningful conversations such as, is kanye have 23 nip? And, are u an fur frend uwu? Welcome, and enjoy your stay at the official WhaleShit discord server.
by o0Triste0o June 9, 2019
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wandering

The act of performing fingering but using a wand instead. Commonly used by Hermione in Harry Potter
Hermione is wandering while she imagines Harry getting butt fucked by Ron
by Geestapo January 19, 2015
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Wanderling

A person that has such a laid back and carefree attitude that they wander around all day without regard to any responsibility.
She is fun to hang out with, but she is such a wanderling that I can't get anything done when I'm with her.
by katsmeoww December 17, 2008
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wandering jew

a jew after ww2
Jarret, a wandering jew, had fled the city because his non jewish friends were bullying him
by imoncrackandmeth24.7 August 3, 2019
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wandering mess

a chick wandering around a theme park, totally drugged up and looking like an absolute mess.
that chick's an absolute wandering mess.
by shark devine January 17, 2005
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Wandering Russian

A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.
My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".
by iadas August 14, 2011
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