wamu

abbreviated version of Washington Mutual Bank.

I went over and robbed the wamu on the corner.

by yongster October 4, 2005

wampus tookus

A generally satisfying female buttocks, that is well shaped, balanced and carries adequate weight in relation to her overall size; as compared to ratio.

“Gee Marvin, I never quit appreciated the fact that Marguerite always carries with her a wampus tookus that compliments her figure.”

“Good observation indeed sir. A wampus tookus that woman rightfully does carry.”

by The Ousting February 3, 2012

Wambus

Oh cmon, you know… it’s that thing where you’re just totally being a wambus.

Aaron from Arizona is kind of a textbook wambus. Like a total wambus all the time. 100% pure Colombian wambus. And that’s cool.

by ElDefiner069 March 5, 2023

wambulance

An health care automobile for cry-babies. To rescue and take care of those people that complains about any tiny wounds.

Stop cryin' already! Don't make me call the wambulance!

by diana April 6, 2003

Wamued

Having lost most or all of your money by purchasing stock in Washington Mutual, or any other investment that goes really bad.

FUCK! I just lost my childerens college fund by making bad investments, did I ever get wamued!

by joe six pack January 16, 2009

Wamuel

A Wamuel is a sexy human with a big elephants trunk who could nutmeg a mermaid blindfolded. This word is occasionally used to congratulate someone on a huge fuck off dub.

Fans: “Omfg.... that was a fucking sick trick shot... You must be a Wamuel”

by Wamuel May 28, 2020

Wampus

A person that is a little off, slow or just a stupid dumbass fool

Please excuse my friend for speaking like that, he is a little wampus.

by Mr2 spyder May 22, 2016