walmart victims

There are several kinds of walmart victims:
1.) A small town business that is devastated when walmart comes to town. When walmart comes to town, the small family-owned stores are often driven out of business.
2.) Workers that lose their jobs when walmart's pro-china policies force companies to move factories to China to keep costs down. The money grubbing scum now running walmart have a "low prices at any cost" policy that costs America 1000s of jobs every year.

Sam Walton (walmart founder) would be horrified by this pro-china bullshit! Walton used to brag about his pro-America business policies and the jobs they created! My how times have changed!
3.) People who manage to keep their jobs are often forced to accept lower wages with the threat of their company moving to China.
4.) Taxpayers everywhere that have to pay more in state taxes to cover the taxes walmart avoids (see walmart tax)
5.) CD, DVD and even books that are censored for sale at walmart (see walmartized)

Many American workers become walmart victims when their employers are pressured (threatened) by Walmart to move operations to China to "cut costs."

The huge buying power of the walmart empire has the power to ruin a business if it doesn't comply with their demands and their victims are powerless to fight it!

by Charles_U_Farley August 12, 2009

walmartable

A girl or guy who you wouldn't normally give a second look to, but because they are in Walmart they are totally hot compared to all the other shoppers in the store.

Did you see that girl, she is totally Walmartable.

by Brendanbot5000 March 11, 2011

chocolate waldo

1. sexual act usually performed in public crowds during which a male is performing loud anal sex on a female and smashes her on the side of the face with a chocolate bar. when she recovers and turns around, he has disappeared into the masses.

Girl: Owww! What? What just happened? Where did you go?
Pedestrian 1: Is that a Crunch Bar?
Pedestrian 2: Dude, I think that girl just got a Chocolate Waldo!
Steve: Nice.

by Z-Jizzle June 10, 2008

Walmart Heel

Basically the same thing as Kroger Toe or Walmart Feet, but just the dirtiness is around the sole of your foot.

Me-“Dude I’m gettin bad Walmart Heel up in here you need to mop your house!”
Person-“Keep yo shoes on and it won’t happen.”
Me-“That’s why yo floor is so damn nasty!”

by 👑💸💯🇲🇽Kaden🇲🇽💯💸👑 May 25, 2019

Walmart Security

A person who greets you when you enter Walmart, who later on checks you upon leaving to make sure you haven't got 4 bottles of Robitussin as opposed to 3.

"Excuse me sir, I'm going to have to see your receipt."

by Walmart Security July 15, 2005

waldoing around

When a drunk person wanders off and can't be found.

"hey have you seen jim? the kids a mess i'm worried about him"
"nah man, he's waldoing around"

by r_egs November 7, 2007

Walmartians

Those who shop exclusively at Walmart. They are identified by their outdated style of dress and hair. Most also have unusual body types and dental configurations thereby giving the impression they are natives of another planet.

Friday is the most popular night for the Walmartians to shop.

by legz2walk April 29, 2008