Crisis Wall Management

(noun) - Posting a message on facebook that initiates a wall war between two friends that do not know each other which compels the poster to delete posts, send instant messages and texts to quell the skirmish.

Larry: Wow! What's was up with your post last night? You certainly had Jody and Lisa catfighting on your wall.

Vince: Yeah, I had to partake in some serious crisis wall management.

by ITALUS September 10, 2011

writings on the wall

When something becomes made clear, usually something bad. Signifys specifically figuring something out by reading between the lines of the situation. A realization that - once made - would be foolish to ignore.

After that last financial meeting I can twll that the writings on the wall that they were going bankrupt. So I chose to find a new job as soon as I could.

by AKJDT October 25, 2015

piss on your wall

To write something negative on someone's Facebook wall.

I swear, if you post that picture of me, I'm going to piss on your wall.

by Slouching Buddha October 22, 2010

first against the wall

'First against the wall'. Refers to an outgoing elite who will face the firing squads 'when the revolution comes'.

"When I am king, you will be first against the wall" Radiohead - Paranoid Android

by Parkaboy November 6, 2015

Wally Darling

Wally Darling is someone from a ARG (Alternate reality game) called "welcome home" . They can somewhat eat with their eyes and have a dark backstory. They also call you neighbor alot. they have their eys open most of the time and barley blink.

some random person: Hi Wally Darling!
Wally Darling: Hello neighbor~

by h|_|nterrrrrr54 May 8, 2023

Wall Maria

The only thing that Bob the builder cannot fix.

Person: "Hi this is Bob the builder yes? Ok can you fix Wall Maria?"
Bob the builder: "FOR THE LAST TIME NO IM NOT EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO ATTACK ON TITAN!! jesus fucking christ..."

by What the fuck am i doing? July 4, 2017

wall slapper

(verb) when a song is so fire that you and your friends all join together and slap the walls of whatever room you're in while bumping to the beat

(adjective) a song that makes you want to slap walls

Mike: "Damn dude, Big Booty 13 is an absolute wall slapper. When I listen to it I'm thrown into the vortex."

Pete: "Yea, that song definitely slaps."

by ghost of uzh October 27, 2018