Wall Watching

(n) the practice of observing humans on the sidelines of a club, bar, or the like. One might participate in Wall Watching for:
a) educational reasons, b) a recreational activity, c) comedic relief, or d) by default, physical exhaustion.

see also, Wall Watch (v)

Bobby: Look at those moves! I wish I had my camera.
Tommy: Wow, I've never seen one of those before. I can't believe I'm witnessing such an amazing event.
Johnny: What are you guys doing by the wall?
Bobby + Tommy: Wall Watching.

by Stephanie Cooper September 15, 2009

Crisis Wall Management

(noun) - Posting a message on facebook that initiates a wall war between two friends that do not know each other which compels the poster to delete posts, send instant messages and texts to quell the skirmish.

Larry: Wow! What's was up with your post last night? You certainly had Jody and Lisa catfighting on your wall.

Vince: Yeah, I had to partake in some serious crisis wall management.

by ITALUS September 10, 2011

writings on the wall

When something becomes made clear, usually something bad. Signifys specifically figuring something out by reading between the lines of the situation. A realization that - once made - would be foolish to ignore.

After that last financial meeting I can twll that the writings on the wall that they were going bankrupt. So I chose to find a new job as soon as I could.

by AKJDT October 25, 2015

Walking L

When someone really is a failure and can’t do literally nothing right

That famous YouTuber Grease is a walking L

by Poop -_- December 26, 2018

Walking-Bird

A turkey.

"We'd always have walking-bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball..."

Abraham Simpson

by Unreal Name July 9, 2010

Walking Billboard

People who wear lots of name brand logos.

Person A: Greg wears alot of logos to school.
Person B: Ya, he's a walking billboard.

by tlhoneysuckle January 21, 2010

piss on your wall

To write something negative on someone's Facebook wall.

I swear, if you post that picture of me, I'm going to piss on your wall.

by Slouching Buddha October 22, 2010