Walleye Tits

Girl who's nipples are pointed outward, not strait forward, similar to the eyes on a walleye (fish).

Brandon: hey man. that trim I had last night had walleye tits!

Sam: eww sick dude!

Brandon: ya but she's a great lay. I did her doggie cuz I wasen't sure which one to look at when I was on top!

by Socata December 9, 2008

Wakey Fakey

A lie used to get someone out of bed in the morning.
From the phrase 'wakey wakey'.

'John get up, the bed is on fire!'
'Wakey Fakey!'

by Atani August 26, 2006

walleye

Another term used for a person who is cross eyed or has a disturbing lazy eye. One eye is looking at you and the other is looking at the wall, hence the term walleye.

Clarence was looking at Mark but his walleye was looking out the window at the lake that he wanted to fish in.

by bukkake the porno clown November 22, 2007

Dru Wakely

Dru Wakely is a amazing man. He was born on the 10th January 1987. Dru has been in these bands:
The Clik Clik, Perfect People, Icarus Burning, and now in The Midnight Beast. Apparently Dru's dad ran away with a spanish bitch according to the TMB songs, but has not confirmed this.

Dru is a awesome drummer.

Man: Hey isn't Dru Wakely so awesome?
Girl: YEAH OMG I LOVE DRU!
Woman: Dru is sexay
Dru: I LOVE PLAYING DRUMS!

by quacktmb October 10, 2011

Waxley

Fake, like the statues in the wax museum. Bullshit artist.

Man, that asshole is so waxley. He wants everyone to believe that he was high speed in the army, but he got kicked out for being fat.

by Yellow Finch May 9, 2011

Filthy Walley

When a woman lies on her back or gets on all fours and a male inserts his vasoline covered big toe into her anal passage. Originated from Orange County by a man with a big toe so big that girls would want him to fuck them with it.

That girl wanted to suck my toe after I gave her a filthy walley.

by NEWPS April 8, 2004

Wakey

Epic

Bumped into that Wakey lad yesterday,

He's the apinical of a human being..
The lad is EPIC!!

by No 1 Chef September 15, 2019