wakin the bacon

jacking off the morning wood

johnny got caught wakin the bacon

by rash shananana June 21, 2008

Waking Hangover

Although a rare occurance, the Waking Hangover occurs when one consumes several alcoholic beverages, often a mixture of beer, alcohol, and wine, in a short time in order to become intoxicated quickly, then staying awake long enough to sober up. Once sober, said person may suffer from normal hangover symptoms including nausea and headaches.

Guy 1: I downed two Jack and Cokes, three Sam Adams and a couple shots of Jose before I went to dinner with my girlfriends family.
Guy 2: How'd that go?!
Guy 1: Don't know, I ended up getting a Waking Hangover and left early.

by CLopez August 15, 2008

wankinist

Someone who practises wankinism.

"Stop being such a wankinist!"

by schist August 12, 2006

waking up pregnant

when a person gets unbelievably drunk that its inevitable they will wake up pregnant, funnier when used on guys

Mike had 4 long islands and 2 mind erasers last night that betch is definately waking up pregnant.

by preggoleggo June 11, 2011

wakinafukimcdonalshasamesage

A word said when a recent customer or stranger is perplexed upon a fast food chain having an answering machine.

"Wakinafukimcdonalshasamesage? What do I say, I want a burger tommorow?"

by greengrassmunch September 27, 2020

Waking up gucci on my pjs

A song by Tydus Talbott that integrated into a Meme That TikTok is gonna ruin.

J: Hey that girl texted you Nolan: Waking up gucci on my pjs

by Cupcakebackpack April 4, 2023

sneaky wakiki

the act of stealthy jamming your fingers in ones asshole resulting in laughter for you and pain for the other....
no lube required.

she has no idea ima give her the sneaky wakiki tonight

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010