Wagon

The thickest, fattest, dump truck ass.

Them: hey did you see Josh?
You: yeah he has a big ol' wagon. He needs a license for that thing.

by Dallon Weekes is too fine May 19, 2022

Wagon

A wagon is not only a transportation device (one especially loved by Girl Scouts to sell cookies) but is also a great nickname for someone with a precious meaning. A Wagon is someone near and dear to your heart that has a spectacular sense of humour and is a fantastic accountant.

Wagons always cause laughter, bring friends together and best of all they enjoy pho. When in a crowd it is always super easy because they’re beyond stunning and always have freshly chopped bangs.

Wagons are exotically great at art and navigating public transit. Wagons are the freshest people you’ll ever meet.

Person 1: hey did you see that gal with the radiant smile and insanely hot bangs?
Person 2: yeah she has a sassy sense of humour and I heard she enjoys pho!
Person 3: looks like we’ve spotted a Wagon

by Embawemba100 October 12, 2022

Wagon

Mason Plumlee

He is such a Wagon

by PlumleeFanatic February 2, 2023

wagon

huge dick

he probably has a wagon

by alexism0ss March 10, 2023

wagon

wagon is a full time group chat ratter and yandere side ting

oh hell nah that wagon kid sucking yandere for a depo

by ian motors July 29, 2023

Wagon

When something is awesome or extremely impressive:

That backflip was wagon

by Glreal July 29, 2023

Wagon

Refers to an incredibly good looking butt, booty, badonkadonk, dump truck, gyatt, arse, ass, derriere, callypygian etc.

Typically used when referring to a particularly great booty, can be used for all shapes and sizes. Called a “Wagon” because it follows behind you.

Ex. 1
Guy 1: Damn, you see that from the party last night? She's thick AF!

Guy 2: Yeah, she's got a Wagon for sure.

Ex. 2
Damn, Ashley has a nice Wagon.

Ex. 3
Damn, that girl is draggin a Wagon back there!

Ex. 4

by Butts and The Bee's July 3, 2025