portelli-wagel breakup

A situation wherein a breakup occurs, usually multiple times, but each breakup lasts fewer than 20 hours.

Those two are back together already? That was quicker than a portelli-wagel breakup!

by Jingleheimer Schmidt January 20, 2009

Wagnerian

A Wagnerian is the average Susan E. Wagner High School student. They average to about 6'8 in height which would even dwarf the average Petridian who stands at an average of 6'4. When they do not do well in their sports team they will be immediately executed and erased from history by the School Officials and other Wagnerians.

Her: How he is 6'8
He: Idk he goes to Wagner
Her: Oh he's Wagnerian no wonder

by Almost The Average Human October 3, 2021

breast waggle

The side-to-side pivot of the upper body with arms at side or behind, such that the breasts pivot in plain view. Typically done as a "notice me" action.

As the saleswoman endeavored to demonstrate the features of the electric bicycle she first leaned low with her drop neck top revealing her well shaped cleavage. In lieu of response from the customer, she stood back, arms behind her back and unconsciously breast waggled to get his attention.

by LovULongTime November 30, 2009

Boob Waggle

A reverse motorboat; when a woman with large breasts lays over another man/woman and waggles/slaps/shimmies their boobies/tatas in their face.

Great for improving any bad day!

Honey, I'm having a bad day. Can I get a Boob waggle?

by Boone Mo's July 31, 2010

penis waggle

penis waggle
when you are realy exited your penis waggles agresivly just like a dogs tail

penis waggle
guy 1: my penis is waggin real bad right now i cant feel it

guy 2: what made it start

guy 1: i won 5 quid on the lottery

by A PErson called IG November 28, 2012

Wagly

(Pronounced wayg-lee)
1. Immature; childish
2. Absurd; irrational; silly
3. Stubborn; a know-it-all

Wagly is a filler for anytime someone might say, "Don't be that way!"

1. Kid: "I want my pineapple!"
Mom: "I said no, son"
Kid: "But--"
Mom: "Don't be so wagly!"
2. Teen 1:"the apocalypse is coming!"
Teen 2: "don't be wagly now"
3.Girl 1: "Let's go to the party"
Girl 2: "You know that if I go my parents will get mad"
Girl 1: "Come on! Stop being wagly and have some fun!"

by thefajita August 27, 2015

wagecuck

A wagecuck is someone who works at ÖBB paycheck to paycheck and gets abused by the boss.

He hates his job but needs the money, what a wagecuck!

by dr npc November 24, 2022